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Jerry Busse

Jerry Busse

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The Dark Lemur has splintered off from the trough and is forming a group of miscreants who will be playing by a different set of rules!!!! :eek:

The Dark One’s team will live by the rules of No Regrets. . . and No Limits!!!!! Members of Lemur’s Team, which he has named “Raiders Of The Lost Trough”, will be playing by a completely different set of rules. They are the “Rogue Snipers”, the “Hit Men”, and the “Cleaners” who will be trying to thwart the other OINK team’s successes.

The Raiders will be playing for a different set of prizes!!!

Instead of receiving the standard prizes as listed elsewhere for the OINK Tags, All of Lemur’s team members will receive a $100.00 Busse Custom Shop credit per tag found!!! This is the ONLY team that is not limited to one tag!!! If they find all 6 tags then they will all score $600.00 in Busse Custom Shop Credit!!!!

As a bonus. If they find 2 of the tags they will each receive a Skeleton Key on top of their Shop Credits. If they find 4 of the tags they will each receive a Fusion Steel Heart on top of their Shop credits!!!! :eek:

With 13 openings on this team. . . . That’s a possible Prize package worth over $13,000.00 ! ! ! ! ! :eek:

Karona will be this team’s “feet on the ground” in Vegas. . . . She will only be permitted to look 5 places per day for a total of 20 searches. . . Choose wisely PorkChopper!!!!

If you have yet to join a team. . . contact Lemur Hog immediately!!!!

Good luck. . . and I hope you all lose!!!!:D

Jerry
 
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Originally posted by flatlander
Ahhh, the sounds of a suppressed .45 Sounds like I found a home :cool: Pick me!!!!!
Bob Mills
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Oh great! If Bob's on the Raider's Team, I'm gettin' out of Vegas RRRiiiiighhhtttt NOW!!!!!! :eek:

Hear that Bob?. . . I'm not playing. . . I'm out of Vegas. . . I'm not involved. . . . . Oh, and if you do continue to hunt me. . . just remember, I am 4'7" tall and weigh 123 pounds, and have coal black hair with a goatee!!!

That ought to throw him off ! ! ! ! :D
 
Great, now there's going to be a bunch of Munchkins laying around with holes in them. I suppose I've got to get them all to make sure I get the right one :D Oh well, what else do I have to do since I have no job and ALOT of ammo:rolleyes:
See ya soon Jerry
Bob Mills
 
. . . . . .great. . . can't wait. . . I'll be in Alaska with SpearHog. . . Unless he's on the dark team also!!!! :eek:

Oh, and I've changed my name. . . My new name is Chuck. . . Yeah, that's the ticket.. . . Just call me "OneWhoBuys". . . .


Happy hunting!!!

Sorry Chuck. . . I panicked. . . I'll send your machete to make up for it. . . I swear!!!!
 
I think the only rule should be is that Lemur's troupe should have to talk like Elmer Fud, instead of "sshhhh, be berry berry qwiet, we're huntin wabbits" it'll be "sshhhh, be berry berry qwiet, we're huntin bowars in Las Begas"........

All of their posts should be written like Elmer speaks too...

Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Gentlemen (and ladies):

It is I the great Dark Nemesis (aka Dark LEEEmur). Please do me a favor and include your BFC screen name somewhere(over the rainbow) in your emails. Once the Raiders are assembled I need to be able to provide screen names as my personnel list. I'll start sending out notifications late this evening to those who can proudly call themselves "Raiders of the Lost Trough".

Make no mistake about it, we're in for the fight of our lives against some of the most battle-hardened hogs the world has ever seen. I shall either lead you to a triumphant victory or the most embarrassing loss you could ever imagine. Those of you in Las Vegas would be wise to gamble on the outcome.

We will use everything at our disposal including info technology, communications, surveillance, bribes, deception, and in emergencies only....intellect.
 
Poor poor Jerry. I think Alaska would be the LAST place you'd want to go!!!!
Hey Les, get his shop moved up there and then chain him to the grinder!! Thanks, I knew you'd take care of us DL team members
Bob Mills
 
Hey... how did I get rooked into this debauchery?!?:confused:

Um... Yeah Jerry... come on up. I'll be waiting for you. All 4'7" of you. ;) I have the Flatlander Counterinsurgency Operation all worked out but... it's gonna cost you.:cool: I don't wear bullseyes for nothing these days. :D

Bob, I've got you covered. Will distract BossHog for "Two Weeks". INFI pipeline to the lower 48 may dry up for a while... :cool:
 
Um... well, after he gets here, I'm going to get him good and drunk. That won't take long... Then, after he has passed out and wakes up finding himself locked in a 4'X 4' grinding room...

Oh. Sorry. You probably weren't talking to me. :D
 
All bow to the great Spearhead:D
 

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