Silly and weird but clean notions...

[Gary W. Graley]

Heard this on the radio today, not sure what commercial it was but made ya think;

"Perfect Attendance for Life Award "

I wondered when they would issue that award?

What strikes you as funny, but keep it clean as this is the Community section...

G2

 

[howiesatwork]

At death, I guess...
So, you're employed in job for a day, then die the next day. This would qualify you

Howard

 

[Gary W. Graley]

At death, I guess...
So, you're employed in job for a day, then die the next day. This would qualify you

Howard

No...not work related at all, just for living, everyone that's alive would have a perfect attendance for life, and I agree, it would be given when you die but then you'd not need it, so there in lies what struck me as odd/funny...
G2

 

[Gollnick]

I wouldn't qualify. I was actually born two weeks late.

I've always threatened that my tomb stone will read:

Scheduled to be born: <birthdate minus two weeks>
Actually born: <birthdate>
Scheduled to die: <actual date of death minus two weeks>
Actually died: <date of death>

"Sorry God, I've been running late my whole life."

Those who know me know that this is true.

 

[tarsier]

I spent a half hour looking at www.spamusement.com while I ate my lunch. People send the guy actual titles from spam, and he draws something from it. Most of the pictures are G or PG.



This title for this one was "This could change everything".