Skunk jokes for Stinky

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Post 'em up, and keep 'em clean!

Alternatively, if you have a funny story about Skunk, you can post that up instead. As such, I expect this thread to have MANY responses! ;)


There were two skunks, one named In and one named Out. Once, Out went inside and his mom said to Out, "Bring In in." So Out went out, got In, and they went in. Their mother was happy to see them. She asked Out, "How did you find In so fast?" And Out said, "Instincts."
 
This guy ?

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Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant and a skunk?
A: I don't know but you can smell it coming from miles away
 
A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car.

There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to her husband, 'It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?'

He says, 'O. K., Get in the car with it.'

'Where shall I put it to get it warm?'

He says, 'Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.

'But what about the smell?'

'Just hold its little nose.'

The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene...
 
tongue twister.

A skunk sat on a stump.
The skunk thunk the stump stunk,
And the stump thunk the skunk stunk,
But the skunk stunk.
 
Back in 'Nam me and Skunker were tunnel rats in different companies. During the '68 offensive on Fa' Que I was sent into a tunnel with my .45 and a flashlight to recon and kept following a strange odor. When I finally made it into the central cavern another GI dropped out of another tunnel in the dark. I spotted his cheap PX survival knife and knew he was one of ours. Well, it turned out that Charlie had been cooking supper and left some crispy bacon and a bottle of JW Blue behind so we wiped out the enemy supplies and headed on our separate ways. I wouldn't have recognized him at Blade if he hadn't smelled like Scotch and apple smoked bacon. Ah, good times bro, good times.
 
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