Slightly OT: I really gotta love my wife!!!

[Geoffrey Raiser]

I just had to share this…

There is a thread running on Sword Forum International singing the praises of Uncle Bill and HI, and my darling wife Kimberly posted this poem on Sword Forum as a reply to a post by Don Nelson. (Several weeks ago I posted on Sword Forum attributing my HIKV infection to Don…)



Uncle Bill Uncle Bill
What's that rolling
down your hill.
Is it a ball,
Is it a cat,
Is it Tom Bombadil?

NO,
It’s a husband’s head
who can't resist
the great Kukris
that you list,
The prices scarce and
hard to find
from anyone else
so warm and kind.

I pray ye yet
Forget to let
my husband be the first,
To answer another one
of your ads,
and quench his hideous thirst!!!!!!!!!!




They are pretty, I must admit, but realllllllllyyyyyyyy, why must a man have SO MANY OF THEM!!!!

Best of luck guys!!!

And our best to Uncle Bill...

Kimberly
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Another of Kimberly’s posts on this thread:


Guess what he got me for Christmas?


Ok Don,
With that said,,,,,,,,,,,,,,guess what hubby got me for Christmas?

Is it,,,,,,,,,,,,,, the AT1425,,,,,,,,,,,Gus Trim sword……..that I have been begging for???????????

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What could it be then?

.............................a..................a Kuk?

Oh yes................

Just what I've always wanted!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Roadrunner]

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAH! ROTFLMAO! That's a classic right there. One of the benefits of being single is not having to answer for impulse buys. To anyone except the credit card company that is.

 

[Pappy]

My wife don't try to write any poetry but like yours she don't tell me that I can't have any more khuks. She has her own blades. Most of hers can be readily concealed. She has a mean looking boot knife in her car along with an old 8 or 10 " hat pin.

Her side of the bed has a Kid's Hawk from Ragnar's. and a Trishul Decker. I'm just about done sharpening it too. I have no doubt that she would hurt some one if need be.

 

[JUSTRIGHT]

Nice Kim and Geof.Pap my wife does! :grumpy:

 

[etp777]