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First off, I've bought from SMKW before and had a real good transaction, good price, quick shipping etc. They did right by me, I have nothing against the company at all. But this catalog... let's just say it's fun to read. There's some good stuff like Bucks in there, but there's a lot of Frost floating around too.
For those of you who haven't gotten the catalog yet. I draw your attention to FRC815, the Frost Tennessee Skinner.
Disregard, for the moment, the bizarre lime green spacers or the shapeless imitation stag handle. No, the real star of this gem is the blade. You can't see it so good in the pic above, but it has a faux damascus pattern that looks like a giant pasted a dirty thumbprint on the blade. In the description it says "not true damascus". Now, who in the hell ordered this $6.99 knife and complained that it wasn't true damascus?
Somebody must have, or else they wouldn't have that disclaimer there.
There's some other amusing disclaimers in this catalog. For instance, there's some Zippo lighters, "Riders of the Silver Screen" campfire series; the disclaimer reads "The Campfire series of lighters is intended for the collector, recreational and campfire use only. It is not intended for tobacco use". OK, Mom, whatever you say.
Last but not least, the Turantula:
Hell, I don't need to say anything about this. You guys can come up with something I'm sure.
For those of you who haven't gotten the catalog yet. I draw your attention to FRC815, the Frost Tennessee Skinner.

Disregard, for the moment, the bizarre lime green spacers or the shapeless imitation stag handle. No, the real star of this gem is the blade. You can't see it so good in the pic above, but it has a faux damascus pattern that looks like a giant pasted a dirty thumbprint on the blade. In the description it says "not true damascus". Now, who in the hell ordered this $6.99 knife and complained that it wasn't true damascus?

There's some other amusing disclaimers in this catalog. For instance, there's some Zippo lighters, "Riders of the Silver Screen" campfire series; the disclaimer reads "The Campfire series of lighters is intended for the collector, recreational and campfire use only. It is not intended for tobacco use". OK, Mom, whatever you say.

Last but not least, the Turantula:

Hell, I don't need to say anything about this. You guys can come up with something I'm sure.