Snakes on a Plane

[Porkchop3223]

Question: What knife would you want to use to fight off a bunch of snakes on a plane?

Answer: None TSA would confiscate your snake knife at the gate.:jerkit:

Porky
(Retired with too much time to think about dumb things)

 

[chickentrax]

Would they confiscate a pair of hedge clippers???

 

[CombatGrappler]

If they won't let you on with fingernail clippers, you aren't getting anywhere near the plane with hedge clippers.

 

[rhino]

They let you on with small scissors now.

But what happens if you take them apart once you are past security? Then you have not one, but two knives.

But we all know everyone is much, much safter because of the stupid security rules and focusing on objects instead of people. :jerkit:

 

[Chin Mullet]

But of course, a Buck 110!

 

[Porkchop3223]

Would they let a mongoose ride in the passenger compartment?
Pork

 

[DarrylS]

...Nope...
"Mongooser's" won't work...I heard they tossed Marv outa da plane last time he tried to board...LMBO...

 

[Chin Mullet]

Can a Mongoose really kill a snake?

 

[DarrylS]

...If he kept running over it with his "scooter" he could...LOL...He's one bad dude around "scoots" and Buck knives...You'll have to ask him when he pops in...