So, Are you a Redneck if...........

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You New working flat screen is in front of you non-working projection screen TV ? :confused: ;)

Yes this is my living room, & that is Torchwood

Kind of the new TV on top of the non-working TV


Hee Haw

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If you have six cars in front of your trailer and none of them run.

If you cousin is your uncle and your brother.
 
How many rednecks does it take to change a projection bulb?

One to hold the bulb and two to spin the TV :p

Why'd you buy such a small TV? Gonna hurt your eyes with all that squintin'.......
 
I you are heard to say, "My $10 knife from the hardware store is just as good as them Boosays."
 
....You tell your 16 year old daughter not to smoke at the dinner table .....in front of her kids......

Love the TV set up though. As a kid we had a pair of pliers on top of the TV .. to change the channels - nob broke....

But we were well washed, polite and fed. :thumbup::D
 
I am pretty sure that my parents just kept having kids because my dad lost the remote to our TV.:D

Sundays were really busy days for us, since we had to keep switching back and forth between the different football games.


Garth
 
Garth Reckner said:
I am pretty sure that my parents just kept having kids because my dad lost the remote to our TV.:D

Sundays were really busy days for us, since we had to keep switching back and forth between the different football games.
Garth
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Yeah, I was a walking remote when I was a kid, However, it was not a strenuous job with just three channels.:D
 
Changing the channels wasn't that bad. It was the circus act that I had to do with the rabbit ears wrapped in foil to get a decent pic, that was the worst part.

Kids these days are spoiled with all of this digital, HD, cable, satellite stuff. We had to work for our TV viewing.


Garth
 
TurnerIII said:
....You tell your 16 year old daughter not to smoke at the dinner table .....in front of her kids......

Love the TV set up though. As a kid we had a pair of pliers on top of the TV .. to change the channels - nob broke....

But we were well washed, polite and fed. :thumbup::D
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Oh yes, we certainly did the "knob thing" at our house.
 
I had to be up on the roof and turn the arial to get our 2 UHF channels or the 5 regular Phoenix stations.

We also had pliers next to the 14" B&W tv.
 
Horizontal hold, Vertical hold... nuff said.

Saw a dead projection TV out on the corner the other day. Usually it's the old tube sets.
 
You might be a red neck if......

- You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.
- The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
- Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. ( I kind of like this one :) )
- You've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.
- You ever got too drunk to fish. (this happens in minnesota...)
- You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

And finally ...

Jack Daniels makes you list of most admired people. -- Indeed! :):thumbup:



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Oh - they just keep coming.....

Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her axx.
 
Back in the day of VCRs before the DVD and PVRs came out I used 2 VHS machines, one to record on and the other to play back. That way I could fast forward and skip the commercials. The PVR is miracle come true.
 
Just like when you put your new 'portable' tv on top of your old busted floor model tv.
 
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