So, if the police wanted to...assuming they haven't already

colobbfan

colobbfan

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They could check out BF & KF and the other registered users at other related sites and cross reference our email addresses and compile a list of us.
Then track each of our posts to determine political, social and economic as well as psychiatric inclinations.
Then keep it in a computer, do a profile for each of us.
Then if a crime is committed with a knife, they could know who to arrest and eventually they could arrest us before a crime is committed.
Were the suspects members of a forum?
God, the next thing you know they'll track our phone records, credit card bills and magazine subscriptions!!!
They'll ask for personal information every ten years!!! Even Radio Shack will ask for our phone number! Pizza Hut delivery drivers will have our home addresses & phone numbers! Sears, WalMart and grandparents will have photographs of our children!!!
They could even cross reference our birth and death records!!!
Even the newspaper horoscope!! MY GOD!!!

High School yearbooks! The little photo booth things at the fair! Mr Potato Head!! Etch A Sketch!! John Walsh, America's Most Wanted!

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A day without Spydies is like a day without ... WELL, Spydies!!!
 
What I can't figure out is how they can afford a black helicopter to follow each of us around all of the time. I mean, sure you can't see them, but that's because of the stealth mode and mufflers. But they're up there watching us. I know it.
 
I am already recorded in legal documentation due to Blade Forums.

A member was/is going through a divorce, and had many conversations with me.
The conversations were printed and listed as Exhibits A - ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

I am probably being tracked by ECHELON, the EYE IN THE SKY, The Sercet Service, The CIA, FBI, IRS and MADD.

While somewhat uncomfortable with this fact, I still go about my daily routine, which includes standing naked at intersections, screaming for the repeal of the switchblade laws in Oregon.
Yes, I realize that switches are legal in Oregon, and there's really no point in screaming my demands in Nevada, but the cool breeze feels so good on my naked butt.

Anyways, they've been after me for over 37 years, ever since my stroller tracks were found in that grassy knoll in Dallas. They'll probably get me for that now that they have all that nifty DNA research.... I dropped my cigar butt, and I'm sure they kept it.

Oh, when Radio Shack asks for your phone number, just say "555-6968". They'll look at ya funny, but if you screech at them, informing them that the number stated is the ONLY 555 number that really works, they'll enter it. Once its entered, you can have hours of fun buying little trinkets at other Radio Shack stores... when you give 'em that number, they'll be oh, SO surprised to see that you're already listed.
Be sure to drool continuously... it's fun to ask for watch batteries for a mega-vibrator... especially if it's a female salesmanperson. Ask for 10,000... belch..ask if you can get a quantity discount for buying one Car Radio. Fart. Tell them you're a friend of mine, and see what happens.

Soaking head in ether,
I remain,
VG
Reptilian Sex Therapist

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But,
Depending on your persuasion wouldn't the Dems or Reps have that info deleted when they change who's in office?
Are they ALL bad?
J
 
How about this to fuel your paranoia!

If you carry a cell phone or pager, you can be tracked by satellite. If you have a Book Club card, the gov't can keep track of all the Blade and TK magazines you buy. So watch out guys! LOL.
 
Raoul! I mean VG!!!
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elcid Don't buy or rent ANY GM cars those "navigator" things are really lowjack units!
J
Knives are sharp! sorry Para!
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How about paladin press or loompnics?
Maybe it's a bit far fetched but a file of people subscribing to such catalogs could be of interest to somebody.
The books people read or are in posession of have often been used as evidence against them. I believe it's the very reason loomponics doesnt keep a mailing list.
Does how to kill volume 1 to 4 and hand made explosives type books on a persons bookshelf make a person the criminal or just a person with wacky taste in reading. Which is the jury going to buy? There is a fine line between paranoid and being extremely careful.
 
Personally I get aroused at the thought of some sweet college intern checkin' out my butt using one of those billion dollar toilet seats in the sky.
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You may think it's funny but wait till it's your turn.
 
And to think that I thought I was loosing my mind when I keep bumping into the guy in dark Ray-Ban glasses everytime I leave the house. Actually was beginning to think that he was a bill collector. Now I know that he is only there to profile me for any future crimes I might commit. Hell, the Govn'ment has been tracking folks for years for less cause.

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Actually, I think Palladin got sued to turn over a customer list for Hitman. They then lost a large figure lawsuit and agreed to discontinue publishing of the book. Some guy used it verbatim, exactly and got caught. DUH!
I'm not sure if they do a customer list for books but maybe SOF subs.
J
 
Pretty sure that was SOF a few years ago because someone contracted out of there personal ads.
Bob
 
Hi Bob,
They ran a story recently on 20/20, DateLine, 48 Hours, 60 Minutes or whatever and it was definitely Palladin Press as publisher of the book who was sued for a "large undisclosed but six figure amount". SOF as a separate entity has, as you mention, been sued for running ads for "hitmen" etc. I'm not positive that the guy in question was a SOF type, just wanted a book to learn to "professionally" kill somebody. And the guy bought the book through mail order AND BOUNCED A CHECK or sent a STOLEN MONEY ORDER to Palladin to pay for it! DUH!!
CRIMINALS!!!
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John
 
el cid, you cannot be sattellite tracked by carrying a cell phone. It is possible to tell which cell site your phone is currently conversing with, by going through the cell company, but that is all.

--JB

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