So we have a family reunion...

abrasion

abrasion

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everything is going great until Moose breaks out the whiskey. A crazy drunken brawl in sues. Which Becker comes out the winner? Think carefully before you answer, everyone has their place in a fight, reach, weight/power, quickness etc. So who wins?
 
BK-5. For all the right reasons. Length, quickness, sliceyness...
And I'll take a cold Rainier over the whisk. :D
 
Are we supposed to take into account the time of day? We all know Uncle E cannot stay awake after 10pm. So, anytime before 10pm.....the fight belongs to Ethan.

The consumption of whiskey is not a variable of particular advantage to either party in this experiment.
 
I'll take my drunken 12 gauge with a 13 attached to the side, for no apparent reason, over any sober knife you bring to the fight, at ten paces of course.
 
If we're talkin' drunk knife fights I can see moose with a bandana on his head screaming AAARRRRGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!! while swinging a swabbie in one hand and holding a bottle of rum in the other.

What would I take to a knife fight? A gun and distance. Scratch that, if I know I'm going to be a fight I just won't show up.
 
BK11 while slicing up a family member it has another in a choke hold via the bottle opener
 
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