So what is the best khukuri to fend off...

not2sharp

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.... A Killer Roo?

When I first read the title, I thought the kangaroo was armed with an axe. Now that would be scary. :rolleyes:

n2s

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Killer" roo chopped with axe
Friday 11 July 2003, 6:30 PM

A giant kangaroo was killed with an axe after it attacked two couples in a central Queensland town.

NSW holidaymaker John Crouch was forced to use an axe to kill a two-metre high kangaroo which pounced on him outside the annexe of his caravan parked in the yard of his in-laws' house in the town of Monto, 400km north-east of Brisbane.

Mr Crouch killed the kangaroo after it had attacked him before turning on his wife Helen.

The animal inflicted scratches to her face, back, and groin and kicked her in the stomach before her husband managed to pull the enraged animal off her.

Mr Crouch suffered a badly sprained hand, scratches and bruising.

"It was killed or be killed," Mr Crouch told the Bundaberg News-Mail.

"I'm absolutely sure it would have killed us if it could.

"It was completely crazy and became enraged without provocation."

Police and local parks and wildlife officers said the animal may have been the same one which attacked a local motel owner and his wife in Monto last month.

Doug and Pauline Lawson were left with minor injuries after the kangaroo knocked them to the ground in an unprovoked attack.

Wildlife officers believe it was an animal which had become dangerous after being released or escaping from the captivity of a previous owner.

Kangaroo owner Colin Candy, who makes no secret of keeping a kangaroo without a permit in his own backyard at Hervey Bay, said the roo may have just been hungry.

"The animal might have just been looking for something to eat because they trust humans," Mr Candy said.
 
:eek:

I think a khuk with an itegral flame thrower would be effective. Someone make a wood model. :)
 
The best khukuri would be an 18" WWII.......Attached to the end of my shotgun. Yes, That would work Nicely:D
 
Bruce,

An integral flamethrower? It must be getting close to lunch time over your way. Don't forget the frame mounted bottle of barbeque sauce. Make mine well done.

n2s
 
Khukuri my behind. A SIX FOOT FIVE KANGAROO!!!(re:"two-metre high"):eek: :eek: :eek: I'd want my good, old style, Tarwar and a nice chain maille hauberk.:rolleyes:

Sarge
 
Uncle Bill, no Roo's? Even after a couple six-packs of Heinekin's?:D
 
20" Khuk with optional tactical nuke attachment. I think Bura can make one, if he tried.
 
I don't know roos are supposed to be mean critters. they often aim for the groin and have sharp claws on those back legs. haven't seen one around here lately but my mom tells stories of a great white one that used to kill and eat teenage couples that wondered off into the woods. Nope no khuk or bali for me we're talking longbow and the black arrow time.


thinks to himself "hmmm roo chili sounds kinda tasty"
 
I don't know roos are supposed to be mean critters.

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Yeah! Real Mean! Here is an artist rendering of the attack :D

n2s
 
Given that picture, I'd say one owned by the forumites on the eastern seaboard. Anywhere From Maine to Florida. You can send me pictures later. Or have someone else post them if you end up in second place. :D
 
Originally posted by stripey357
I'd tell him my 25" Sirupati was a boomerang and we is playin' catch!
are them roos good eatin'?

Are roos good for eating? Hell yes! Like all game herbivores, it is. I dunno myself, but it's supposed to taste alot like pork with a beef flavour, something like that...
 
"...but it's supposed to taste alot like pork with a beef flavour, something like that..."

The the meat section of the giant asian market near here sells something matching that description...in the counter, right next to the...err...nevermind.

Did I mention that they sell everything there?
 
Hey Mykl - Welcome!

We don't get too many bali-dudes round here. Stick around if ya like and maybe you can convince us that there really is no merit to a bali-khuk. :eek: :eek: :eek:


Still lookin' for a good khuk?
http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=2202659#post2202659

Try to catch one of Bill's Villager deals, or even one of the daily Uncle Bill Best Buys. The deals lately have been very scary in price - (can't imagine how Bill is making any profit).
 
thanks pen I found me a khuk should get here in a day or two. As to the bali-khuk does this count?
 

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