Hello there all. I figured I should share this in a place where someone will understand "my pain".
Yesterday, I went to an elderly woman's house (a friend of ours) to look at some old knives and guns that she was selling.
I dug out a big tote full of knives, and began my descent into thrashed china junk.
I looked through hundreds of knives and managed to find a Leatherman Kick, some Western knives, a couple of Old Timers, and a Buck knife that felt as though it came out of a gumball machine.
I purchased the old Western knives and moved out of the way so the other people I came with could look.
He crouched down and began digging.
The first thing he grabs out is a knife resembling a lobster claw that was about a foot and a half long. I had serrations on the HOLES IN THE BLADE!
It was the trashiest, junkiest knife that I think I have ever seen before.
But he thought it was awesome.
"I don't know if this is a utility knife or a meat cleaver!" he said.
So I spoke up and said "it's a gimmick"
He didn't say anything and put the knife back.
So out comes a Bowie knife with a kangaroo type second sheath hooked to the front of it.
"Woah! Check out this one! It's a bowie knife!" he said
"It's a no-name though"
"Who cares!?"
So he went back to digging and found a Large Toothpick style knife.
It looked okay, but when you were really checking it out, it was nothing at all.
"I really like this one...." He said
"But that is a no-name too" I said
"What does that matter?" He said, angrily now.
"Quality and blade steel is what matters"
"Quality my ass! You pay for the name on it. It's the same thing as this would be. Look at this thing! It is quality. See, ya' got brass on the ends and this blue stone on the handles."
I thought, "Yeah. Ok. A no-name knife with real gemstones inlayed in the handles"
I didn't say anything after that.
Then, as I was waiting for the others, another person spoke up and said:
"Out of all these knives, you only got like 5 of them!?!?"
"These are the only good ones" I said. "I know what to look for. I study knives all the time on Bladeforums and all over the internet. I go for the good brands."
Just as I said that, the "toothpick guy" started chuckling.
And when I dug out the Leatherman, the lady selling the knives said:
"Oh! I got more of those up here!"
"I already looked through those, this one is a real one"
I got lots of mixed replies to that one.
The "toothpick guy" was wearing $150.00 sunglasses (that he owns 3 pairs of), and had a Droid clipped to his belt.
WHY. WON'T. PEOPLE. UNDERSTAND????!!!!
Yesterday, I went to an elderly woman's house (a friend of ours) to look at some old knives and guns that she was selling.
I dug out a big tote full of knives, and began my descent into thrashed china junk.
I looked through hundreds of knives and managed to find a Leatherman Kick, some Western knives, a couple of Old Timers, and a Buck knife that felt as though it came out of a gumball machine.
I purchased the old Western knives and moved out of the way so the other people I came with could look.
He crouched down and began digging.
The first thing he grabs out is a knife resembling a lobster claw that was about a foot and a half long. I had serrations on the HOLES IN THE BLADE!
It was the trashiest, junkiest knife that I think I have ever seen before.
But he thought it was awesome.
"I don't know if this is a utility knife or a meat cleaver!" he said.
So I spoke up and said "it's a gimmick"
He didn't say anything and put the knife back.
So out comes a Bowie knife with a kangaroo type second sheath hooked to the front of it.
"Woah! Check out this one! It's a bowie knife!" he said
"It's a no-name though"
"Who cares!?"
So he went back to digging and found a Large Toothpick style knife.
It looked okay, but when you were really checking it out, it was nothing at all.
"I really like this one...." He said
"But that is a no-name too" I said
"What does that matter?" He said, angrily now.
"Quality and blade steel is what matters"
"Quality my ass! You pay for the name on it. It's the same thing as this would be. Look at this thing! It is quality. See, ya' got brass on the ends and this blue stone on the handles."
I thought, "Yeah. Ok. A no-name knife with real gemstones inlayed in the handles"
I didn't say anything after that.
Then, as I was waiting for the others, another person spoke up and said:
"Out of all these knives, you only got like 5 of them!?!?"
"These are the only good ones" I said. "I know what to look for. I study knives all the time on Bladeforums and all over the internet. I go for the good brands."
Just as I said that, the "toothpick guy" started chuckling.
And when I dug out the Leatherman, the lady selling the knives said:
"Oh! I got more of those up here!"
"I already looked through those, this one is a real one"
I got lots of mixed replies to that one.
The "toothpick guy" was wearing $150.00 sunglasses (that he owns 3 pairs of), and had a Droid clipped to his belt.
WHY. WON'T. PEOPLE. UNDERSTAND????!!!!