Some say

[Phillip Patton]

that the 3 greatest words in the English language are "I love you". I think the three greatest words are "out for delivery". Who's with me on this?

 

[Jack O'Neill]

my favorite , " I'll take it "

 

[Phillip Patton]

my favorite , " I'll take it "

Yeah, that's a good one too.

 

[Jesse Latham]

"Here's your money"

 

[Stacy E. Apelt - Bladesmith]

"Only one thousand?"

 

[netguy1999]

"Item successfully delivered"

 

[Matt Rochester]

"Only one thousand?"

Those are bad words because you know you haven't charged enough!

 

[Atlas Knife Company]

"Order is ready"

 

[HSC ///]

it is great
or
I love it
or
I am impressed

all indicate the customer is happy and satisfied

 

[jdm61]

Who are these people who say all of these things? Especially the ones who say "I'll take it" after you say "that will be $1000?"

 

[Greenberg Woods]

People with more money than sense.

The Woodshop I worked at had a lot of clients from the Pacific palisades which has not only my highschool, but is the first or second wealthiest neighborhood in the U.S. We had a maple burl slab, easily 20 feet by 5 feet by 4 inches thick. It was listed for 7,500. We had a woman come in and ask for it to be made into a table. We put another 1500 dollars of work into it and she pays us BEFORE the work starts. 2 weeks later, its done and we call her.

She never picks it up. A a month or so later I was clearing out the inventory and called her. This is how the conversation went

Me: "Hello Mrs._________ its Ben from House of Hardwood, we have your slab table"

Her: "O yes! Sorry about that, I had forgoten about that house. I'll send someone over"


Turns out the table was for her 12th house. Some people.

 

[Rhinoknives1]

Who are these people who say all of these things? Especially the ones who say "I'll take it" after you say "that will be $1000?"

I'll take two, is even better!

 

[Matthew Gregory]

You guys have no sense of adventure..


"...I ate WHAT?"

 

[mete]

"here it is " ,after you promised it in 4 weeks and delivered in two !

 

[samuraistuart]

"I'll take another". Been getting that one quite a bit lately.

 

[Willie71]

"Damn that's sharp!" I love that one. :thumbup:

 

[Hengelo_77]

"It's just pneumonia"
made me happy last sunday

 

[navman]

Three greatest words you say....

"Temporary Assigned Duty"

Also known as..."Traveling Around Drunk".

Other favorites...on the range, "Range Is Hot!"

 

[jdm61]

Do you still have that lady's phone number? i wouldn't mind being her cabana boy.

People with more money than sense.

The Woodshop I worked at had a lot of clients from the Pacific palisades which has not only my highschool, but is the first or second wealthiest neighborhood in the U.S. We had a maple burl slab, easily 20 feet by 5 feet by 4 inches thick. It was listed for 7,500. We had a woman come in and ask for it to be made into a table. We put another 1500 dollars of work into it and she pays us BEFORE the work starts. 2 weeks later, its done and we call her.

She never picks it up. A a month or so later I was clearing out the inventory and called her. This is how the conversation went

Me: "Hello Mrs._________ its Ben from House of Hardwood, we have your slab table"

Her: "O yes! Sorry about that, I had forgoten about that house. I'll send someone over"


Turns out the table was for her 12th house. Some people.

 

[A.McPherson]

Navman, "Range is Hot" is definitely one of my favs! 'Specially at the M2 range... sigh. those were the days...