Sometimes this happens

[David Mary]

This happened recently when cutting cheese because I kept pushing thinking I’d not gotten through the cheese. Well I had, and then some. Oops.

 

[Aardvark]

Well, at least you stopped before you ate the cutting board.

 

[David Mary]

This time.

 

[Aardvark]

Darn those knifemakers, who insist on making the things sharp. Don't they know that that's dangerous?

 

[David Mary]

Would it kill me to make a chef hammer instead? Probably not.

 

[SharpBits]

 

[David Mary]

Look who knows so much! Well it just so happens that I’m only mostly brute squad. There’s a big difference between mostly brute squad and all brute squad. Now, mostly brute squad is slightly wimpy. All brute squad? Well with all brute squad, there’s usually only one thing you can do.

 

[SharpBits]

You're way is not very sportsmanlike.

 

[David Mary]

It's not my fault being mostly brute squad. I don't even chef hammer.

 

[jbmonkey]

I'm surprised ya stopped cause ya know cheese and wood feel the same when cutting

 

[David Mary]

And chewing.

 

[l1ranger]

this reminds me of what my dad used to tell me as a youngin cuttin the cheese.
"bad things will happen if you force it"

 

[David Mary]

Yes. You just have to relax and let it flow. Are we talking about the same thing still?

 

[l1ranger]

I think it applies in many circumstances

 

[SwissHeritageCo]

I think it applies in many circumstances

Too true.

 

[Aardvark]

Wow, looks like I should apologize for the thread veer... Nah.

 

[David Mary]

I posted to have some clean knife themed fun. That’s what happened. Thanks for playing along.

 

[Aardvark]

OK, as long as I get entered into the drawing.

 

[ferider]

Need to use a ceramic cutting board instead.

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I see myself out.

 

[Aardvark]

Need to use a ceramic cutting board instead.

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Are you implying that Herr. Mary's knives won't cut ceramic?? For shame!