Son of a #&^$* I made a fan!

[Nic Ramirez]

My wife and I like to go camping, backpacking a lot.

So I says to my wife:

"Honey, (bad idea) I think it's time you had a nice camp knife. This page here is SRKW and they make some of the bes...."

She walks away mid sentence and I'm sitting like a confused boob in my chair. 20 seconds later she comes back with what appears to be my Active Duty. "What's this called?"

" WHAT!?? Active Duty, but swam.."

"ACTIVE DUTY ACTIVE DUTY ACTIVE DUT...."

“ALRIGHTTTTTTTTT”

What have I done? Oh dear heaven, what have I done?? :yawn:

 

[Progunner]

Boy am I glad my wife has no interest in my hobby, except when she finds the statement from my Busse slush fund credit card.

 

[bakerj]

Careful with that AD, My wife was using hers to cut hash browns and took the corner of her index finger right off, that was last Summer and she says it hurts to this day. I had a really hard time finding the piece of finger in the hashbrowns.:barf:

 

[Nic Ramirez]

Careful with that AD, My wife was using hers to cut hash browns and took the corner of her index finger right off, that was last Summer and she says it hurts to this day. I had a really hard time finding the piece of finger in the hashbrowns.

Thanks Baker, that may just come in handy.



..As for the hash browns, I guess it's just like eating at McDonald's :barf: :barf:

 

[thatmguy]

And we think we have them fooled...

Luckily, my wife doesn't use her tan LMS...

She does use her tan Paul's though....

 

[mhawg]

My wife, Louisa, is actually afraid of knives. She is also afraid of 'possums. I told her that the only way I can protect her from the 'possums is a big knife so... bring on the Busses! They make the best 'possum fighters. So far this has worked with rifles, shotguns, pistols and crossbows!

 

[Jerry Busse]

Originally posted by mhawg
My wife, Louisa, is actually afraid of knives. She is also afraid of 'possums. I told her that the only way I can protect her from the 'possums is a big knife so... bring on the Busses! They make the best 'possum fighters. So far this has worked with rifles, shotguns, pistols and crossbows!

That's good stuff. . . . Pay attention to this HOG Nic. . . . He sounds like he's got it all worked out!

Yours in Nuclear Possum Pokers!

Jerry

 

[Nic Ramirez]

Hanging out with you fellas is gonna get me into trouble!

THAT'S HOW IT ALL STARTS!!!

Get drunk
Lie to your wife
Poke a possum

 

[oliverplomion]

ooooooooooooh Nic... now you got it bad... I remember when I got my Buffalo Soldier... My wife said :"I like this one!!! so cute in green". I got a chock...does she said "cute" about a knife?
Then I got my Desert SH-E...she said :"there is something about those Busse I really like..."
2 days ago I got my DABA and she said "That's MAMA's knife!!!"
And believe me I won't try to take it from her cause she won't hesitate to use it!
They start to be adicted, then they let you buy it and when the package arrive THEY open it! and may keep it... My wife is now worse than the Danish Customs!!!

 

[filosofem]

My wife has more knives than I do.

 

[Nic Ramirez]

I don't like where this is going.

 

[oliverplomion]

yeah...girls tend to be more...extrem...

 

[ALIass]

My wife...."What´s that, Honey?"... has NO saying..."Just a minute dear".. in what knives or..."Sure I´ll look after the kids while you go bowling with the girls".. how many I buy!!
ALIass

 

[AntDog]

I don't like where this is going.

Me neither. Not one bit. I have lost many a knife to "the voluptuous one"... If she weren't so damned pretty, I'd have less problems telling her NO.

Ever heard that song "if you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife..." It's true. There's no arguing with them.