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JK Knives

JK Knives

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No, I won`t make you a sword.

No, I won`t make you 3 different sets of removeable handles to see what you like best, and you return the other 2 sets.

No, I won`t put you in my schedule for next January. (this came in June)

No, I won`t send you the knife to see if you like it first, even though you promise to send the money afterwards.


And yes, these are real questions I get asked by potential buyers. Needless to say, I don`t get their orders!
 
Where do you find these people?
I admire people that can work with the public. I cannot. I did well as a bouncer but that was different. I was able to toss out those that annoyed me.
 
John! Can you make me a sword with three sample handles for my birthday next January?

:D

The best are the ones who are honestly outraged that you don't think "the customer is always right" -- despite the fact they never bought anything from you, so they aren't really a customer.
 
Esav Benyamin said:
John! Can you make me a sword with three sample handles for my birthday next January?

:D

The best are the ones who are honestly outraged that you don't think "the customer is always right" -- despite the fact they never bought anything from you, so they aren't really a customer.
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Let`s make it for next March. You can pay me after you see if you like it!
 
Can you make me a practical knife, like the one that Sgt Rock reviewed, but made out of stabilized graham cracker?
 
Hi John -

So, the mini hissatsu with the solid gold and stingray handle that I scheduled for 2014 is off?

Sheesh, can't get good service anywhere anymore...... :P

best regards -

mqqn
 
I guess my dreams of a JK version of the Rambo II knife are out the window! So much for "your design or mine". :)
 
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