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[fitzo]

Today, I got one with a sense of humor. Check out the name:

"From:Mr. Golff Green
the Chief auditor.
amalgamated bank of south africa.
( a.b.s.a) south africa.

(PERSONAL FUND TRANSFER)

I write to introduce this urgent/important business opportunity to you irrespective of the fact that we have not seen or known each other before believing that it will be of immense benefit to both of us. Let me formally introduce myself. I am MR.GOLFF GREEN.The Chief Auditor of the AMALGAMATED BANK OF SOUTH AFRICA. (A.B.S.A) South Africa, I got your contact through the South African Chamber of Commerce in my earnest search for a reliable individual who can assist me to make this transaction a reality."

Cracks me up.

 

[Fred.Rowe]

Mike,
Thats a new one in me. Must be a old duffer.
I read some of them just for fun. The obvious ones are no threat. The ones you get from "your bank" asking for your password, or they will cancel
your account tend to p.m.o. a little. If you are on line , you have to have a sence of humor. Fred

 

[Dan Gray]

one day we'll see names like,
I'm Mr, let me have your money
it would be so much easyer for them don't you think?