Spark? Parcelockin'Bastid? Anyone with Moderationalistical Powers for this Forum???

[Vampire Gerbil]

Ya see that post below about the Blade Show Magazine Picture?
(Don't look now, trust me, it's there)

Could ya UNLOCK it please?
I moved it from Community and somehow it got locked up in the move here.

Obligatory Knife Content:
I GOT A COMBINATION CIGARETTE LIGHTER/OUT THE FRONT AUTO KNIFE FOR CHRISTMAS!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY

Love, Screams and Pirmal Gurgles,
I remain,
VG
King of All Lepers

PS - You can delete this post if ya want.

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[silverwing]

Vampie! long time no read (they wouldn't let me have a laptop in the hospital, those meanies....)

why would anyone want to delete any of your posts when they bring us all such...such...such...

such PRIMAL GUT-JIGGLING EYE-STREAMING LOUD-GUFFAWING LAUGHTER!!!!

[sorry, this is TOTALLY off-topic, i promise to mention knives in here somewhere...]

i missed your unique take on life whilst i was away from the Forum having doctors cut open my back and root around in there trying to remove all those alien implants (at least, that's what i REALLY think they were doing, they of course gave me some stupid cover story about a bulging disk and pressure on nerves and so on). and i still cannot fully enjoy the total Forum experience, since i'm not allowed to sit at the computer for more than a few minutes at a time yet...

but if laughter is the best medicine, i suppose i ought to start searching out all your recent postings, my be-toothed rodent friend

so glad you finally got something useful for christmas instead of all those silly sharp shiny things that you can only cut stuff with

hee hee...

ok, my computer time is up now. i'll be lurking on and off for a bit, writing when i can, so post as many wacky weird bits of rodent wisdom as you can so i can get better faster!

silverwingie
PS since when did you become Royalty? and how did you manage to get to be Leprous Royalty? Do Tell...

[This message has been edited by silverwing (edited 12-27-2000).]

 

[Vampire Gerbil]

Hiya Wingiepoo!!!!
It is I,
(me)

Nice ta see ya!
Sorry about your back.... I certainly hope that the doctor didn't just say ya needed surgeristicalness on your reverse side, just so's he could sneak peaks at your buttocks! If that's the case, let me know and I'll hunt him down, knock him to the floor, put a blade to his throbbing forehead and give him SUCH a lecture!!!!
(My dad was an expert... so I learned from a Master!)

The royalty's a new thing.... it's mostly self proclamation, except that time when I claimed to be King of All Flying Primates. Either that was a complete fallacy or it was true.
Can't remember anymore... they claim that they don't exist.

I think you forgot knife content in your post, so allw me to contentianalize....
The Combo Lighter/OTF is a real POS.
But I am able to trim my nasal hair while lighting my crackpip....errr.... cigarettes!

Hoping they gave you really good drugs,
I remain,
VG
King of all Flying Primates
(?)