Spawning the WTF

[Robdude]

Im pretty sure Jerry took a FFBM LE.. fed it dangerous doses of animal steroids and male enhancement products...threw it in a dirty, dark cage... and spent months rattling its cage, spitting on it, poking it with sticks and throwing in nothing but the toughest meat scraps until it was huge..pissed off... and foaming at the mouth!!! (Pokey and Lexi couldn't stand watching it any longer and quit)
I know this aint the most informative thread...but there ya have it

 

[Robdude]

not to mention Jerry would set perfectly good undamaged logs and branches outside the cage...just out of WTF's reach...

 

[ExtraBaconPlease]

LMAO that sure is a creative way to imagine it's creation