Special Materials For Special Knife?

[Soviet Knifeist]

Come for help, instantly made fun of... Fuck all of you. Bastards!

 

[b00n]

Darova Tovarich, I would say melt down a Lada and make a blade of Damaladasteel, many layers of communist engineering prowess and it will never break down. Also use dried old Blin for handles, very sturdy, suka blyat.

(I apologize if your post was actually serious, but I have my suspicions.)

 

[Soviet Knifeist]

Darova Tovarich, I would say melt down a Lada and make a blade of Damaladasteel, many layers of communist engineering prowess and it will never break down. Also use dried old Blin for handles, very sturdy, suka blyat.

(I apologize if your post was actually serious, but I have my suspicions.)

I assure you this post is very serious you piece of shit.
Fuck you!

 

[Lapedog]

Pizdet,

Find old Russian tank from ww2.

Drink vodka, smoke cigarette and eat sunflower seeds.

It is against Russian rules to give knife as a gift.

 

[Soviet Knifeist]

Pizdet,

Find old Russian tank from ww2.

Drink vodka, smoke cigarette and eat sunflower seeds.

It is against Russian rules to give knife as a gift.

Aware of this... My Papa is avid outdoorsmen, knife is only gift I can think of and most special. Besides, old superstitions are stupid. I live in America, not Russia so I can break stupid rules.

 

[ScooterG]

Darova Tovarich, I would say melt down a Lada and make a blade of Damaladasteel, many layers of communist engineering prowess and it will never break down. Also use dried old Blin for handles, very sturdy, suka blyat.

(I apologize if your post was actually serious, but I have my suspicions.)

I assure you this post is very serious you piece of shit.
Fuck you!

Soviet: Make him knife from MRE wrappers. Like Boon say, Damaladsteel is good knife, especially for MRE wrappers. Also, post is serious, poop stain.

 

[BladeScout]

Hmmm, a 'little bit' suspicious as well.

Further more, I thought 'thank you' in Russian was 'spasiba' but whaaat do I know.

)

Ive seen this guy before and he cracks me up each and every time - he has the skills and is just the right amount of drunk.

Most excellent

I cant help but hear Khachaturian's Sabre Dance.

 

[ScooterG]

Come for help, instantly made fun of... Fuck all of you. Bastards!

Don’t call piece of poop.

 

[knarfeng]

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