Spoon Collection Man!!

eb1118

eb1118

Joined
Dec 3, 2013
Messages
319
My dad is a pretty funny guy. When he starts a joke it can continue for years, especially if I groan when he says it. So two weeks ago, my dad decides it would be funny if he pretended he collects spoons like I collect knives. Whenever I take out my knife (Socom Delta recently) he says "spoon collection man" and then laughs at my annoyed look. Gosh! My knives are nothing like spoons.

What a character!! I always ask him to let me get him a knife so he doesn't need to use a ballpoint pen to open boxes (really), but he always turns down the offer. Oh well.

Today he received two boxes and I raced him, each of us opening one box. He with his pen, me with my Socom Delta. Guess who won the race?

Do you guys have any stories like this that are just so bizarre and that you can't help but lol?
 
There is not enough virtual ink to even list the bizzaro in my world.

Your dad sounds like a funny guy, I can relate, my dad is quite the ball breaker. I wouldnt have it any othr way.

Dont ask if he wants a knife, just give him one. Tell him if he dosent want it..toss it.

Well, what was in the boxes...?
 
Nutritional supplements. Lol. He has the pill bug, instead of the knife bug.
 
I learned as a little kid that if something exists someone collects it .
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top