Steely Brunette seeking Knife Stud for Discreet Relationship

[Starfish]

I've graced my current SO's pockets twice, but have never been worked. I'm an S30V-bladed, black G10-handled knife with a ball-bearing lock (you know what I'm saying?). I've got a large, curvaceous handle with a knockout reverse-S curve plain-edge blade. People have been known to call me a Spyderco Dodo, but I think they're just making fun of my hole. My blade length is just a hair over 2", so I'm perfect for those moments when you want to be..."discreet".

My current SO pulled me into his life during a fit of knife passion, but I quickly fell out of favor to his first love...Sebenzas.... What's so special about them anyway? You could have five of me for the price of one of those cold, Ti-handled shrews! So anyway, I saw that Blue Betty (whose thread is sadly lost to the forum pruning...) had great success escaping from this hellhole of loneliness and depression by putting out a call for help on this very forum, and here I am.

Here's the deal big boy: I'm tired of spending time in the back of the knife closet when I should be out hanging with a real knife stud. $65 shipped* will get me from point A to point B....so whaddya say?

Thanks for looking,

Steely Brunette

*Price includes Priority Mail shipping to US. USPS MO preferred, PayPal accepted.

 

[Huu]

email sent

 

[Starfish]

Thanks for all the interest boys, but I'm spoken for and packing my bags tonight!

~Steely Brunette

 

[pageophile]

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[Stepa]

Agreed You CAN write

 

[WrayH]

Steely, you are a shameless slut. Matthew is going to be really POed when he gets home.

 

[Starfish]

...see what happens when you leave yourself logged in and your knives unattended? :grumpy:



Matthew (who is locking this thread down before any of his other knives get wise ideas)