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stinkin deer target
- Thread starter rosconey2
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1. hope you are not in the line of fire.
2. if so, put a rifle target in YOUR back yard facing his.
3. in big bold florescent international orange letters, paint the word DOG on each side of your puppers.
or
4. one of these may be of use:
the shield that is, as you already have the dog part covered. instructions for use: take shield and interpose between you/dog and oncoming arrow with flat part held perpendicular to flight of missile. take sword and/or axe and leisurely wander over to neighbour and beat the poo outta the deer target and then the neighbour. helmet may optionally be worn if the neighbour is known to have a baseball bat....
a khukuri, preferably a high quality version from HI may be substituted for the sword and/or axe at users discretion.
p.s. - mention of dogs here usually require photos of same to be posted. it's a rule i think....
p.p.s - here is millie wearing her int'l. orange hunting jacket, ideal for the new york deer season in areas where drunken city fellers are known to be lurking with intent to shoot up anything that moves, except deer of course.
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If they don't want me to eat animals - why do they make them out of MEAT?
2. if so, put a rifle target in YOUR back yard facing his.
3. in big bold florescent international orange letters, paint the word DOG on each side of your puppers.
or
4. one of these may be of use:
the shield that is, as you already have the dog part covered. instructions for use: take shield and interpose between you/dog and oncoming arrow with flat part held perpendicular to flight of missile. take sword and/or axe and leisurely wander over to neighbour and beat the poo outta the deer target and then the neighbour. helmet may optionally be worn if the neighbour is known to have a baseball bat....
a khukuri, preferably a high quality version from HI may be substituted for the sword and/or axe at users discretion.
p.s. - mention of dogs here usually require photos of same to be posted. it's a rule i think....
p.p.s - here is millie wearing her int'l. orange hunting jacket, ideal for the new york deer season in areas where drunken city fellers are known to be lurking with intent to shoot up anything that moves, except deer of course.
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CAVE CANEM ET SEMPER PARATUS
Dic, hospes Spartae nos te hic vidisse iacentes,
Dum sanctis patriae legibus obsequimur
If they don't want me to eat animals - why do they make them out of MEAT?
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If they don't want me to eat animals - why do they make them out of MEAT?[/QUOTE]
I heard you take your hearth dogs to heart. Good advice on the pre-emptive strike on the neighbors.
Roscoe? My dog had a similar reaction. He got over it. Sounds like yours are a bit more active.
You could always take out the dear thing as has been suggested.
It could go under the heading of harvesting a nuisance animal.
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That aint no heinz 57 caliber.
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Personally, I would send in the drill cat.
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why not SHOOT the deer target yourself? 
or go at it with a khurki a few times. take the head off cut the legs down :> fake some big foot prints
NO NO NO!!! when he's not looking, sneak over and paint the nose red and/or glue on a long lasting red LED :> he'll get a laugh, and you can discuss with him perhaps throwing a tarp for the damn thing when he's not using it 
bladite
or go at it with a khurki a few times. take the head off
cut the legs down :> fake some big foot prints NO NO NO!!! when he's not looking, sneak over and paint the nose red
and/or glue on a long lasting red LED :> he'll get a laugh, and you can discuss with him perhaps throwing a tarp for the damn thing when he's not using it bladite