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m2fun

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Tough day when you get nabbed by the wife as you add your knife to you daily attire.

As I was walking out of the room - heard the terrible phrase "why are you taking that knife to the office - put it away" quickly followed by the "aren't you going to put those knives somewhere else?"

Not to worry, had my BM mini-AFCK stashed so the nabbing of the MOD Trident was just a minor doh...................
 
Well, if your wife has a sense of humor, the proper response is, "because none of my other knives go with what I'm wearing."

If there is a lack of humor on the subject, then it's a Spydercard in the wallet, so you never have to leave home empty handed.

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And people wonder why things are the way they are!!!!! Does the term "Jellyfish" mean anything to you?
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Dan
 
When my wife and I split up, I worried about her being able to defend herself (ha!) so I gave her a boot knife, which she keeps tucked under the edge of the mattress.

Then I gave her a 6" Marttiini fillet knife, with that great carved birch grip. She keeps that in her purse.

I also gave her one of those simulated chipped-flint steel drop points with a buffalo horn handle and a fringed sheath, in honor of her Sioux heritage. To the best of my knowledge, she doesn't carry that around the office.

I never got any static from her about my knives. Husbands and wives just have to learn to share.
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Why on earth would anybody go to the office without a knife?
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Or five or six knives?
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After 30 years as an "intermarriage," The Wife is now carrying a knife any time she'd not going to court.


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My wife would think it was pretty strange if I were unable to produce a knife on her demand.

I think she thinks I am her porter.


Mike
 
Busse whipped?
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That's bad, but it's FUNNY!
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m2fun?
You didn't say how long you two have been married, but hopefully, you're still newlyweds and you aren't real attached to her yet!
If so, swap her in for a NEW one without the "Anti-knife" defect.
Be careful though, if you get one that LIKES knives, the cost of your hobby doubles!
Trust me on this, I know! Every time *I* get a new one, (knife, not wife!) the wife want's one TOO!
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All in fun,
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I cut it, and I cut it, and it's STILL too short!


 
My wife used to give me the same crap about leaving the house with a .45 on my hip.
Then one day while driving in California, a berserk motorist pulled along side of us and started screaming obscenities at me, cutting me off, etc.
Guess who asked me if I had my gun THEN!!!!
Alas, due to California's laws, I had no means to defend myself (should the need arise) other than ramming my full size Chevy Blazer into the lunatic's baby size pickup truck.
When I told my wife that I didn't bring it, she got a bit ticked off.
Needless to say, she doesn't give me any more lip about carrying a weapon anymore.
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Oh, as for the psychomouth.... I just smiled with my eyes rolled back in my head, ala THIS and waved....
He backed off after that.
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Off to polish my corneas,
I remain,
VG

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