Funny you mention that "Midas Touch" analogy, that is exactly what I told the guy that rusts his knives out

It might be that the pH of the oil on your hands is too high. Also, bead blasted finished knives are notorious for attracting corrosion. It's the nature of the finish that seems to trap moisture and accelerate the oxidation process. If given a choice, I would opt for satin finished knives (the look cleaner and of better quality), or stonewashed/tumbled blades (hide scratches really well).
There are all sorts of lubricants that you can use to protect your knives. In the long run, some are of course better than others. Some are non-toxic others you better not pick your nose after flicking open a knife. I've tried Miltec, Tuf Cloth, WD-40, Liquid Wrench, 3 in 1 oil, machine oil, cutting oil, motor oil, and I honestly found that straight minteral oil (similar baby oil) works just as good and you can buy enough to last a lifetime for around $1 at any dollar store, and it's non toxic.

Fluid Film is terrific though, check out the site and rad a little about it. Impressive stuff.
Personally, I really like the tool box with slide out drawers storage method, or the old steel blue print storage flats are cool too. I don't have one of those boxes yet. I've been torn between that or something with the ability to store knives opened on a wall behind some sort of locking Lucite panels. I might go with a medium/large Craftsman tool box with 6-8 drawers, otherwise I'll have to build something, could be a fun project.:thumbup: