stories from a knife shop employee...

"I had a 19-year old kid try and convince me he was a government assassin, and I should give him the assassin discount."

How much is the assassin's discount, anyway? I'll have to ask at my local knife store....


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Cougar, you missed an opportunity to make some money. You could have invented all sorts of fees that you needed to charge in order to cover your liability...
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That was some funny stuff!

I love going up to mall knife stores and asking to see an item by name, so I can hear the clerk go "huh?".

This one here?
No that one, on the left.
This one ?
No, LEFT.

I've asked to see a closed knife and had the clerk snap it out and put in on the counter.
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Well, where we often buy our lunch the firemen get 25% off and the cops get 50%(they eat on site so its like free security)so I would figure an assassin,it would stand to reason would get like 75% if he ate AT the restauant and in uniform.Knife shops I'm not sure if they use the same scale.

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I told them I'd give them the same discount on assassinations that they give me on knives ... if they give me 10% off I'll give them 10% off ... if they want to give me a 50% discount I'll assassinate people for them at half price too.... Then they wanted to see my ID so I told them I left my Assassin's Guild card in my other cloak and I'll show it to them next time....

Now I've caught up on the latest posts in this thread I realize there's going to be more to this assassination business than I'd realized -- I knew I'd need uniforms, but I hadn't thought about liability insurance....



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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Cougar Allen:
but I hadn't thought about liability insurance....</font>

What if you assassinate the wrong victim? You know his government would demand compensation.

 
I worked part time at a knife store several years ago. It was quality store and most of the employees were very knowledgable. Two of the funniest incidents I remember involved the Gerber Mark I. Two young punks about 16 came in one day and asked to see a Mark I. We had glass front and top cases that sat on bases about a foot high. Anyway this guy takes the knife out of the sheath, looks at it, puts it back and pretends to drop it. He was so clumsy making the switch it was laughable. I quickly removed the knife from the sheath to find about 1/4" of the tip missing. I told him You better give me back the knife I gave you NOW before I call Security". After about 90 seconds of claiming he didn't know what I was talking about, he bent over and picked up the new knife from the floor and returned it.

The second incident involved a couple of rednecks. Being a city boy myself, I tended to believe most country boys knew a thing or two about hunting. I heard one say to his buddy: "That there is the BEST skinning knife ever made!" I went over to see if they needed help. The guy says he wants to show his buddy "that skinning knife". I'm looking in the case and can't figure what he's talking about. He says "that one, that one there" and I realize he's talking about the Mark I. I took it out and placed it on the counter. Didn't say a word, I was speechless.

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Hey, Phantom4, that dude must have been talking about Chesapeake Knife & Tool. The undergrond store was their old Crystal City Underground store in Arlington, VA. I used to like to go there until they closed it. It was right off of the Yellow line. I remember when they went through their big change in personnel and wound up with a bunch of idiots who didn't know the sharp end from the hilt. Gads but they were dumb. THe guy is right, though, they have gotten a lot better of late.

Back in the Fall of 1965, I worked in a discount sporting goods store which sold, among other things, firearms. I was waiting for the Draft to figure out what they wanted to do with me. I remember selling a very lightweight Berretta 12 guage single shot to a guy who wanted it for dove hunting. That was on one Saturday and on the next, here he was wanting his money back because the "d@mned gun kicked to much". I pointed out that I had advised that a lightweight 12 with 3" Magnum loads had no choice but to have a heavy recoil (Duh!), but his wife said for him to show me the bruises. Right there in the store, he stripped off his shirt and showed me his right arm, bruised from elbow to shoulder. I asked him how he was firing the shotgun, and he demonstrated by throwing the (empty, I checked first) piece up to his bicep and dry-firing it! Have you any idea what a 3-4 pound 12 guage 3" Magnum would feel like kicking against your bicep. I don't know and don't want to know, but that poor guy's arm sure gave every evidence of the results. The result was that I sold him a 1 1/2" butt recoil pad for the piece and installed it for him. He came into the store the next Friday night to say that he loved the gun now.

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