Strange Urge

idahoskunk

idahoskunk

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i have a strange urge and wondered if any of you have thought the same?

every once and a while i think of sticking all my knives in my wall and climbing up them... kind of like a staircase:eek:

i think i saw this on a cartoon years ago. a bad guy was throwing knives at the good guy and he climbed up the wall on them and got away.

anybody ever try this? if so did it work?

any advice or input would be appreciated.

thanks in advance,

skunk:confused:
 
I've always had the strange urge to see how much force it would take to cut off one of my fingers. Maybe I should have been in the Mafia ;):D:D
 
eric, i've never had that one till you just brought it up. i bet it would sound just like a carrot being cut...
 
LOL!!:D Oh boy, INFI mania has finally cracked you!

I guess it could work, but make sure you stick the knives in the wall studs. If you don't you'll be in for one hell of a fall. BTW, make sure to have a friend over either video taping or taking lots of pictures!

You're one crazy skunk! :) ;) :D
 
one time up hunting with my brother i had to open a can of coffee with a pointed beverage can opener, you remember, the kind that punches a triangle hole in the edge? well i punched it through a couple of dozen times till it was opened. as a joke i yell "odd job" like the guy on james bond who threw his hat. well you guessed it, it flew through the air and stuck in my brothers forehead!
true story, man was he pissed:mad:
 
I have always wanted to chop a goldfish in half with my AS, but that is just me...

I dream about it weekly...nice, juicy lil' goldfish, hmmmmmm...

*CHOP! CHOP! CHOP!*

the riggerly little buggers...:grumpy:
 
I used to work on a Nursery(ya know with trees ;) ) and 2 brothers worked with me. They got into an argument one day about who got the car and one of them threw the keys at the other. They thought they had lost the keys but really they had stuck in the others forearm. He didn't even know it until we told him :D:D

Also a true story.

That same year, we had those big branch loppers to cut large branches. I had a pair of leather gloves on and one of the other guys was pretending to cut off one of my fingers. Well, without the boss knowing I pulled my fingers out of the gloves and my buddy strained like he was cutting my fingers off(really just the glove fingers) our boss nearly fainted. That really freaked him out. :D:D
 
Originally posted by Eric Isaacson
I used to work on a Nursery(ya know with trees ;) ) and 2 brothers worked with me. They got into an argument one day about who got the car and one of them threw the keys at the other. They thought they had lost the keys but really they had stuck in the others forearm. He didn't even know it until we told him :D:D

Also a true story.

That same year, we had those big branch loppers to cut large branches. I had a pair of leather gloves on and one of the other guys was pretending to cut off one of my fingers. Well, without the boss knowing I pulled my fingers out of the gloves and my buddy strained like he was cutting my fingers off(really just the glove fingers) our boss nearly fainted. That really freaked him out. :D:D
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You cruel bastid! LOL!
 
Gundy you might want to chop a big carp in half as a goldfish would be too easy. I used a folder to lop a bluegill in half and it was no real challenge. Poor blighter swallowed the hook all the way. And my neophyte daughter let him :)
 
Originally posted by Greymoor
Gundy you might want to chop a big carp in half as a goldfish would be too easy. I used a folder to lop a bluegill in half and it was no real challenge. Poor blighter swallowed the hook all the way. And my neophyte daughter let him :)
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man, have you seen the size of the Down Under goldfish!!!!

here is skunk with one he caught on a recent trip to Australia...on a #3 flyrod too! Damn stinky fish...

:grumpy:

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actually, this is my old man...

:eek: Oh NOOOOOOOO !

That means you are my uncle and all your INFI should go to your favourite nephew! (is that right???)

YEEEHAAAA!

You can all call me the 'Gunderskunk' from now on...:D
 
Damn Gundy that is an impressive Goldfish !! Only thing more impressive would have been if you speared it !!

As for Eric's stories about "fingers" - growing up in Brooklyn NY we would often try to jump as high as we could to smack street sign poles. One day this guy I knew jumped up to slap one and his ring got caught in a little opening in the sign.

Yup, you guessed it - he came down SANS FINGER. Pretty horrible really. Of course throwing a can lid into someones foreheard (especially your brothers) is pretty awful also!!

Marc
marc@bussecombat.com
 
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