Stupid but TRUE Emerson Joke ...

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This guy is driving way to fast in a Ferrari Tesstarosa. He is power shifting, sliding
it through turns on a dangerous curvy mountain road.

He loses control and his car crashes off the cliffs. Another man and his family see the crash, stop their car and rush to the man's
rescue.

They find the crash site. The man had been ejected from his Ferrari. He is sobbing senslessly, "My Ferrari, My Ferrari". The
witness tries his best to calm him down.
The witness notices that the man had been severed in half at the waist. He tries his best to keep the situation calm and explains as diplomatically as possible they need to get the injured man to a hospital immediately.

The injured man still somewhat in obvious shock, looks down at his missing legs and cries, sobbs and yells w/ even greater intensity, "MY EMERSON, MY EMERSON.

Tough crowd!
Thanks
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"This is the law:
There is no possible victory in defense, The Sword is more important than the shield, And skill is more important than either, The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental."

 
You see, that is exactly why I don't own a Ferrari or an Emerson.
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Cheers,
Damon
 
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