such is life

[Briggz]

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room talking about many things. The idea of a living will came up and I said to her:

"I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If I ever come to that just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.

Let's watch the language....

 

[Rat-30]

HA!

Priceless... :thumbup:

 

[Gravelface]

Outstanding!! Except my wife would have unplugged my life support system....the computer......resulting in a ___________________

 

[ashtxsniper]

thats great.

 

[TurnerIII]

Sounds like a premptave strike!! I do not think I will leave that power in my wifes hands. I am already watching for the pillow over the face at night. One eye open at all times!

 

[Tony G]

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room talking about many things. The idea of a living will came up and I said to her:

"I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If I ever come to that just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.

Bitch...

Get youself a jar of Viagara (even if you don't need it)... she'll be buying you a 50 inch TV in no time.:thumbup:

 

[THEGRATENATE]

Outstanding!! Except my wife would have unplugged my life support system....the computer......resulting in a ___________________

Dude go with a laptop, you can get darn near as much processing power and stay online for up to ten hours without power. Last time we had a power outage the kids had to tell me because I hadn't noticed. Go ahead and pull my plug, I still won't come out of my vegative state. Now a thong and a smile that will get me away from the pc in heartbeat, leave the chair upside down on my way across the room.