Sunday poetry moment:A Haiku to your favorite knife

retzius

retzius

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Ok I'll start

Mini-griptilian:

Judge me by my size
And you'll be surprised when you
Fall in love with me


Delica:

Thin, sexy, loyal.
I cost less than she does too.
I'll never get fat.
 
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Three shards of gray steel
Yellow plastic and nickel
Another day dawns
 
my sad attempt....

Becker BK9:

I am king of kings
chopping is how I am known
bow down when I stand
 
Not really a haiku... But I write rhymes/poems as a secret hobby sometimes (good for venting out) and when I saw this thread it gave me inspiration to write one on the spot about me venting out about this knife addiction.. Lol


I thought one was good enough/
But I'm not about to give it up*/
I'll be buying more knives that I can even live without*/
It started with one, but then I got more*/
I never knew I would be this into folding knives before/*
The main reason in the beginning was for preparation for some kind of survival situation/
Then comes the affliction to this knife addiction/
but some size restriction at my work locations' got me occasionally looking at people with the same folding addiction/
That's when it got me, it's got to be*/
What triggered this knife thing, I had to be*/
Able to stand strong, what's wrong with me*/
I can't stop looking at or buying knives,
It's got to me/
It's crazy maybe I am crazy/
I'm picking up knives as if I was picking up daisies*/
Learning more and more
Knives dug deep in the core*
Of my pockets*/
I gotta get another just so I could match it*/
I just got my para and now I'm already looking at mini pocket rockets*/
And now I'm running out of time for this rhyme, it's time to end it/
That's when I've had it/
Maybe that's the time when this knife addiction's ended.

Maybe this'll relate to some people here xD
 
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