SuperBowl Joke being it just around the corner!!!

[RussMo]

Blonde at the Super bowl

Of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be one of the best -- because it makes football make sense!

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was... 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!"

Just to keep it real:

 

[Mulder]

I'll take it.

oops, wrong forum.

 

[tuica]

That's a good one. Thanks...;-)

 

[Father & Son Traditional Sharpening]

Good one…..

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

I hate blonde jokes. My family being such, I know for a fact that more of us than not are extremely intelligent individuals. Seems its the only socially acceptable group to tell jokes about without "looking around to see if any are around" before telling the joke in question.

nuff said.

On another note. That dude did a horrid job educating his girlfriend about football. Sad.

 

[Garth Reckner]

Sounds like something my daughter would say.

Garth

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Your daughter sounds like a smarty-pants. You did good raising that one Sir.

 

[mrnotsam123]

Good joke. Also, AWESOME knife...makes me want to order a shop custom

 

[JFLemm]

LMFAO!

Good one Russ!

 

[Tom Kanik]

Good joke AND knife Russ!:thumbup::thumbup:

 

[Lexi]

RussMo! Thank you for the laugh darlin'! Have a wonderful day!

 

[Hindsight]

I bet that guy looked at his girl, patted her on the head and said " at least your pretty" LOL


Great knife Russ and thanks for the laugh.