Surgery with a 301

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So there I was...

Yesterday afternoon I was messing around in my front yard, cleaning up some branches that fell during the ice last week and fishing a tarp out of the creek behind my house (not sure how that got there). To get to my front door, you have to climb seven stairs, with a wooden handrail.

Well, I managed to rake my hand across the handrail got a nice splinter, at least an inch long. But most of it broke off, leaving the last quarter inch or so deeply embedded into the palm of my hand. It was only a layer or two deep under the skin, but whenever I'd move my hand, it would poke me. Ouch.

I get inside to inspect the damage and it quickly became obvious that I was gonna have to dig it out. Yay!

Instinctively I pull out my Native and look at it. The blade is poorly shaped for surgery. One slip would have it jammed into the palm of my hand, and that would be a bit worse than the splinter.

So I'm going through all the knives in my head. What do I need. I need something with a good controllable tip. Going through the list I come to the stockmen, but pass over and keep going. So I'm in the bathroom with a little Vic Classic, but I didn't like the prospect of cutting myself with it.

Then it dawned on me. So I cycled back to the stockmen in my mind. Clip blade is no good, and the spey blade doesn't have a point at all. Ah, the sheepsfoot. Perfect.

Out comes the 301. After bracing myself for the deed it was done. No blood and not a lot of pain. After putting some liquid bandaid on it, I went about my day.

When I got the 301, I was debating on how I would grind the sheepsfoot. On my congress, one is ground to be a slicer and one is ground to cut through anything. I went with a very fine edge on the 301, thinking that I'd put a more obtuse edge on the spey blade so it would be the cut-anything blade.

So that's my story. Maybe for my next trick, I'll shave with a 110.
 
Great story! I hope you remembered to wash well with soap and lots of water both before and after the surgery (and before the liquid bandage)!

I did a similar thing back in 1990 or so, but the splinter went into the end of my finger and was to "punky" and rotten to pull out in one piece. Unfortunately I didn't have a Buck stockman with me at the time, so I had to make do with the small blade in my SAK. It hurt A LOT!, but I was in a hurry and too cheap to go to the emergency room. :D
 
I used to carry a Schrade 89OT and I had the point of the clip sharpened so fine I could slip it under a sliver and pop it out with no pain. I couldn't even feel the tip of the blade penetrating the skin.
Bob
 
Did it ever break on you, or were you just really careful with it since you'd created a specialized tool?

It's an interesting idea, I think.
 
I Just moan and cry and put my hurt body part under my Wife's nose for her to Fix. That way when I yell and cry during the "operation" I can blame her for trying to further kill me, better than admitting that I am the big (300lbs) baby that she accuses me of being.
And I usually get a kiss and a cookie if I don't cuss.
She has her own tool kit/make up bag with all kinds of things in it. I don't think she packs a knife though.
 
The tip never did break, I still get it out of the drawer and give it a day in the pocket once in a while. Still like it, just have others I like too.
Bob
 
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