Survival quiz

I saw that on a triumph forum i read. that seems to highly advocate doing nothing, becoming a victom and running away.
 
tripletrash said:
I saw that on a triumph forum i read. that seems to highly advocate doing nothing, becoming a victom and running away.
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you didn't do so good eh?:D
 
10/17 i'm alive but maimed for life! :eek: Main ones I got wrong were the questions on aggressive dogs and tornados.

Neil
 
I think that laying down and hoping a dog doesn't bite you anywhere too vital is definitely the way to go... That's assuming that you're the type of person who believes that you should leave any effort to preserve your life, up to the Fuzz... Maybe if you have no notion of taking personal responsibility for your safety, laying down and curling into a ball is the right thing to do when a dog attacks you, or a crowd walks towards you. Maybe knowing how to disarm a gun-man who's put a gun up to your head, may save more lives than just yours... If you CAN drive away from the apparent path of a tornado, why not do it? Maybe I'm just taking this silly quiz too seriously.
 
The survival quiz describes certain hypothetical situations in which one is attacked by a dog, a shark, and a criminal. The list of possible courses of action in these circumstances is diverse, but none of the choices are foolproof methods of dealing with these scenarios.

The proper courses of action for each of the situations are as follows:

1 - A dog is attacking you, and you have been knocked to the ground. What would you do?

Correct answer: "Draw your knife and repeatedly stab the dog."

2 - A shark is attacking you. What would you do?

Correct answer: "Draw your knife and repeatedly stab the shark."

3 - A bank robber puts a gun to your head. What would you do?

Correct answer: "Draw your knife and repeatedly stab the bank robber." (then slit his throat, for good measure)

Remember: Always having a good knife on hand will solve many of life's little problems - and some of the really big ones too.

:D

TheSurvivalist
 
TheSurvivalist said:
The survival quiz describes certain hypothetical situations in which one is attacked by a dog, a shark, and a criminal. The list of possible courses of action in these circumstances is diverse, but none of the choices are foolproof methods of dealing with these scenarios.

The proper courses of action for each of the situations are as follows:

1 - A dog is attacking you, and you have been knocked to the ground. What would you do?

Correct answer: "Draw your knife and repeatedly stab the dog."

2 - A shark is attacking you. What would you do?

Correct answer: "Draw your knife and repeatedly stab the shark."

3 - A bank robber puts a gun to your head. What would you do?

Correct answer: "Draw your knife and repeatedly stab the bank robber." (then slit his throat, for good measure)

Remember: Always having a good knife on hand will solve many of life's little problems - and some of the really big ones too.

:D

TheSurvivalist
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Hey Survivalist, you da' man! :D :thumbup:
 
I got chewed up by the dog, blown away by the tornado, died of thirst in the desert, but managed to survive the plane crash.

But then again, I didn't have my Leatherman Wave with me, no wonder I died several horrible deaths.:D :D :D
 
Just a thought on sharks...maybe someone who knows more can corerct me...but don't sharks tend to attack from below? Sort of hard to stare it down unless you're in some nice, clear water...
 
stoopid quiz!! ive beat the shit out of many a mean dog AND drove away from tornados[ while out in oklahoma]. as for sharks , ill scream like a girl .
 
TheSurvivalist said:
The survival quiz describes certain hypothetical situations in which one is attacked by a dog, a shark, and a criminal. The list of possible courses of action in these circumstances is diverse, but none of the choices are foolproof methods of dealing with these scenarios.

The proper courses of action for each of the situations are as follows:

1 - A dog is attacking you, and you have been knocked to the ground. What would you do?

Correct answer: "Draw your knife and repeatedly stab the dog."

2 - A shark is attacking you. What would you do?

Correct answer: "Draw your knife and repeatedly stab the shark."

3 - A bank robber puts a gun to your head. What would you do?

Correct answer: "Draw your knife and repeatedly stab the bank robber." (then slit his throat, for good measure)

Remember: Always having a good knife on hand will solve many of life's little problems - and some of the really big ones too.

:D

TheSurvivalist
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LOL I AGREE WITH YOU!
 
TheSurvivalist said:
The survival quiz describes certain hypothetical situations in which one is attacked by a dog, a shark, and a criminal. The list of possible courses of action in these circumstances is diverse, but none of the choices are foolproof methods of dealing with these scenarios.

The proper courses of action for each of the situations are as follows:

1 - A dog is attacking you, and you have been knocked to the ground. What would you do?

Correct answer: "Draw your knife and repeatedly stab the dog."

2 - A shark is attacking you. What would you do?

Correct answer: "Draw your knife and repeatedly stab the shark."

3 - A bank robber puts a gun to your head. What would you do?

Correct answer: "Draw your knife and repeatedly stab the bank robber." (then slit his throat, for good measure)

Remember: Always having a good knife on hand will solve many of life's little problems - and some of the really big ones too.

:D

TheSurvivalist
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a tornado is coming towards you - what do you do ?
draw your knife and repeatedly stab the tornado !
 
Heh...I got 11/17 severely maimed survivor. that's awright, at least my testicles have remained attached before and after these occurrences.:D


After 9/11 I'm surprised that submitting to terrorists is and hostage takers is still considered by some folks to be a viable option.
 
13 out of 17.

I owned the dog but the shark, obviously, owned me a bit. I'm okay with the terrorist and plane crash but just might... maybe... be screwed in the desert.

:rolleyes:
 
12 out of 17, maimed for life.

I'm sorry, if a dog or other wildlife attacks me I'm fighting until the end. Take my word for it, playing dead's the best way to end up as a meal.

They still believe that suction myth, about being pulled underwater by a large object.

The mythbusters proved this was a myth by sinking an oceangoing tug and attempting to get pulled down by it sinking. Didn't happen.

Now if it's the Titanic I'm more likely to believe it.

And what about the question about being sucked up into a tornado. Oh great. I didn't see the option of avoiding that situation to begin with.

Well at least I know how to deal with terrorists, crime and survive in the desert. Except when it comes to rationing water. I thought that meant not letting the wife have any.:D
 
"You are in a plane, crashing into the ocean what would you do..."
"A dog pack is mauling you, what do you do..."


I kept looking for the option "start swearing."

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"The survival guru's sound advice gets you killed, by an irrational hostage taker. What would you do..."
 
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