Survivalism ad absurdum

daizee

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All you hardcore fire-making, trap-setting, rodent-munching, grass-wearing, knife-in-the-teeth outdoors types have NOTHING on me. I repeat: NOTHING.

Check-it: I make my own organic yogurt with naught but a glass jar (recycling!) and a woodstove.

While the uncultured among you (haw haw) may eschew such pansy pursuits, you KNOW you wished you had some nice clean dairy to wash down that charred muskrat you ate while shivering next to the campfire you sparked using a random rock and your ferro-rod incisor caps.

Yogurt cultures at ~100 degrees F - yes, body temperature! Because it's good for ya. Online you'll see all sorts of weird ways to keep the culture warm while it's doing it's thing. I just leave the jar about 18" from the woodstove for a day with the top screwed down just short of tight. The culture consumes some of the sugars, including the lactose, which means you'll need fewer leaves when squatting over a log. The culturing reduces spoilage by out-competing spoilage-inducing bacteria and consuming the sugars which they would feed on.

All you need to make the next batch is a big spoonful of the previous batch and some milk. I use the local store brand organic ultra-pasteurized stuff (don't drink a lot of straight milk - it keeps).

So bring it: What totally awesome low-tech self-sufficiency activities do YOU do on a regular basis that don't involve scaring the bears?


That's the yogurt there on the right in the Mason jar, which held tomato sauce at once time. Now it's a yogurt container or drinking glass:

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Note the high-precision ceramic coaster underneath. I suppose that's cheating (at what I don't know):

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-Daizee
 
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I live in an apt in NYC and do what I can by growing some flowers and veggies on the terrace, but when we can get the heck outta this concrete jungle I plan on doing a lot more. Cool info!
 
IQL, my NYC survival skill is knowing where the accessible non-public public restrooms are... :-D I bet you've got some too.
 
your yogurt is like omish bread, it just keeps going adn going and going, well maybe more like the energizer bunny :D

good stuff, at the moment I must admit I'm at a complete loss, I'd just eat bugs.... more protein and I don't have to worry about recycling... :)
 
Blarg, I can't edit the typo in the thread title.
*pout*
 
Fermented foods are da bomb. My wife makes homemade yogurt and sauerkraut all the time, they are both regular parts of our diet.
 
I make my own yogurt also, I don't eat it but I will share with anyone who wants some, mine also has protein in it.....
 
We compost and garden, that's about it. Well, we have solar panels and a Wisconsin mound for our second home since it's off-grid, but I have a funny feeling that is not in keeping with the spirit of this thread :)

Our neighbor, however, is pretty cool. She has a solar oven that she uses exclusively for the better part of the year, aggressively recycles and cuts away at her dependence on plastic, got a solar hot water heater and has completely shut off her electric hot water heater, composts and gardens to a huge degree, harvests mesquite beans from all the ornamental mesquite in the city and then makes flour, etc etc.

Cool thing about the yogurt, man!
 
So, like, how do you know whether it's okay to eat? Sounds like a stupid question, but I'm serious. So let's say I take some yogurt (store-bought) to seed a jar of home-made stuff. Seems like it's going to have a pretty funky smell, all things considered. How do you know whether it's safe to eat?

(I wonder that about things like home-made cheese, and home-made jerky, and pretty much everything home-made that's not outright cooked in some way.)

Stupid City Boy,
Flivver
 
I live in an apt in NYC and do what I can by growing some flowers and veggies on the terrace, but when we can get the heck outta this concrete jungle I plan on doing a lot more. Cool info!

I live in an apt in NYC and do what I can by taking public transportation (when in actuality it's more like I can't afford parking!).

IQL, my NYC survival skill is knowing where the accessible non-public public restrooms are... :-D I bet you've got some too.

I have plenty of spots, the real sweet deal is working for a company with a myriad of locations so you can always opt for the executive bathrooms a.k.a. the non destroyed.

BTW: I would never trust myself to make/eat home made dairy substances...
 
Check-it: I make my own organic yogurt with naught but a glass jar (recycling!) and a woodstove.

What did you use instead of milk? :barf:

So, like, how do you know whether it's okay to eat? Sounds like a stupid question, but I'm serious. So let's say I take some yogurt (store-bought) to seed a jar of home-made stuff. Seems like it's going to have a pretty funky smell, all things considered. How do you know whether it's safe to eat?

(I wonder that about things like home-made cheese, and home-made jerky, and pretty much everything home-made that's not outright cooked in some way.)

Stupid City Boy,
Flivver

Yoghurt is dead easy and safe, ever heard of pasteurisation? Whatever you're eating out of a yoghurt pot, if it has a "funky" smell, it ain't yoghurt. You bring the milk to the boil and turn off the heat. (This is called pasteurisation) This kills all (well 99.9%) bugs in the milk. When you can comfortably dip your (clean) elbow in the milk (body temp) you tip in the culture and stir. This seeding helps the culture grow, because you have introduced the "good" bacteria into ideal conditions while having culled off all the unwanted stuff. Keep it at body temp until set, then refridgerate.
 
Parbajtor has it right on.

I use ultra-pasteurized milk to begin with that keeps for a month or more on its own.
If it smells funky, don't eat it!

I drink out of the jars, drink the milk (actually I don't, but I *would*), and eat the starter yogurt. All I'm doing is recombining stuff I already consume on a regular basis.

Flivver, you should google "raw food diet" and see if it gives you the willies.

-Daizee
 
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