Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse

Steely_Gunz

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Just in time for Halloween, an informative video from our neighbors (excuse me, neighbours :D) across the pond on how to survive the zombie apocalypse. :D

Warning: slightly graphic (obviously;))
 
Watched "28 Weeks Later" earlier today. These tips couldn't be more timely.

Bob
 
They didn't mention any kukris which we all know is the ultimate zobie killing weapon next to a good handy flamethrower

Marc Adkins
 
I just watched 30 Days of Night and they REALLY could have used some khuks.

It was good, but oddly disjointed in moving from scene to scene. I had the feeling that large portions had been edited out, but it is based on a graphic novel, so it may be intentional.
 
that video was a riot. Don't think I don't have all my zombie bashing weapons handy. AR-15 Rifle and Pistol with tons of ammo and lots of clips, Check. Shotgun with tons of ammo, Check. nice sharp beater sword, Check. Battle axe with large hammer poll on the back, Check. Shorter handled but much longer bladed double bladed battle axe, Check. No ground floor windows (except that pesky back door with glass, which will have to be boarded up). two 3rd story window (aka snipers nests) to sit in and shoot with my .22 cal rifles and pistols (after all, great for head shots and eternity of ammo), check. food storage, water storage, watter filter, check, check, check. wife who can shoot all the other assorted guns and load and use them all (up to and including 10 gage shotguns), check.......now if only my 2 year old son will be older then the zombie's come he can join in the fun. Did I miss anything? OH, ya a 4x4 that I can drive at a reasonable speed and not crash into every thing in site, check. Dual sport motorcycle for those quick trip to the zombie infested store to get what ever I need, check.

Did I leave anything out.......oh, ya, lots of sharp knifes (although frown, grimace no Busse Infi, and no kukri's either).
 
Shades of Shaun of the Dead in that video. Still, it presents good advice for Britons and Americans living in anti-"ballistic zombie intervention device" areas.

Video Jug is pretty hilarious much of the time (See David Zanthor's card trick), thanks for posting that video. It's one of the only ones I haven't seen from them.
 
I just watched 30 Days of Night and they REALLY could have used some khuks.

It was good, but oddly disjointed in moving from scene to scene. I had the feeling that large portions had been edited out, but it is based on a graphic novel, so it may be intentional.

waaaa, you talkin craaaazy! :eek:

the blood of those zombies is CRAZY viral. they do selectively note this throughout the two films, at times a single drop is enough to turn someone, and at others they can literally be bathed in zombie blood by be totally uninfected. I will say that his is do to "not getting it on a mucus membrane" :rolleyes:

needless to say - the farther you are from the zombie when you kill them the better. if you need to be close up, the less zombie blood present, the better. these aren't the living dead, they are essentially a normal person who is fed loads of pcp, steroids, testosterone, and in a permanent state of total raging anger towards anything human. you really can't be selective on how you kill something like that when its on top of it, it just NEEDS TO DIE as quickly as possible. certainly a katana (in the right hands) or a khukuri would be good at clearing off heads and limbs quickly though... I would almost say that I'd rather have the katana, slighly longer reach, and with correct posturing and use - I believe that my body could sustain katana use longer then khukuri use in a battle scenario. the khukuri is a one handed item that requires a great deal of forearm and shoulder strength. the katana uses more muscles int he arms, but if you get tired, you can use your shoulder, and you can posture yourself to transfer the muscle power needed to make complete cuts to other muscle groups. with the khukuri - if your forearm gets to tired, you can't use it anymore, thats that.

my main problem with the film is that it went from crazy hectic zombie film to super cinematic awe inspiring "look at how pretty this girl is" cinema out of nowhere. the scene with the girl walking towards the helicopter came out of nowhere, and was completely contrastic in style and presentation to everything else in the film.

I LOVED the scene with the guy running towards the lake with 40 zombies sprinting after him. when you watch a zombie punch through a door - not because their dead and can't experience pain, not because their super strong, but just because their so completely insane that they are willing to break their hand to get to you

and then 40 of them are sprinting a 3 minute mile at you. insanity.


28 days later represented one of the largest leaps forward for the zombie genre with its new representation of what a zombie is. before that, return of the living dead featured intelligent zombies who were able to run and set traps, using badly formed (but still audible) spoken words. it featured the absolutely classic running tackle of the ambulance driver. seeing a zombie dive tackle someone never gets old.

the next leap forward (as far as I'm concerned) is planet terror. in planet terror, the zombies had super human strength. I'm not sure if thats ever been done before, but I loved how they did it. when the zombie throws of the guys into a car and the entire car looks like its been slammed at 60mph sideways into a telephone pole - thats something to be afraid of. hand strength enough to rip any skin or muscle they get ahold of, body strength enough to rip off limbs at will. impressive stuff.
 
Errr, 30 Days of Night is a vampire flick(but the vamp blood is highly contagious) not a zombie movie, but has a lot of similarities to smart, fast zombies. The vamps also don't seem to ever wash their faces.
 
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