suspecthood?

[medic467]

.. Okay, I've been reading the requirements for suspecthood and I've got some goat blood and my sabbath albums, but some other @#@##$$has J.D.'s skull checked out and won't return it. Is there a substitute I can use....I am willing execpt for that uniball thing. A man has to draw the line somewhere....mine is drawn at the zipper!

 

[USAFSP]

You need to get with Don to be inducted. Just be forwarned. It would probably be easier to get into one of those secret societies.

 

[callahwj]

When the goat comes for you, it's best not to resist. And if you see a zipper on the goat, DO NOT point it out. The goat might be painful, but once you feel that burning during urination, you know it was worth it...

 

[davesprtgds]

Medic,medic,medic.What say you forget the easy path and select the much respected path of the ritual shaving with a guy who sneezes constsantly due to a bad cold?Or maybe you are game for wrestling a fat lady over an after-Christmas sale item in lime green jello while singing opera in C sharp?Another time honored tradition that you and you alone could be a "plank owner" on would be to shave your eyebrows off and super glue a cod fish to your forehead.Sounds great doesn't it? Suspects...Any other suggestions? Big Wave Dave and still wanna-be Suspect in training.OUT

 

[wolfmann601]

Sir, I had the goat. 15 minutes of goat and I was able to have that goat 19 times Then as I was walking from the field back to my car, a gang of rogue Bikers from Vermontapproached on Tricycles. The biggest dude pulled out pair of MOP AK-47's. All I had was a beat up "six" that my father's, brother's Sister's Boyfriend's, Father's Uncle gave to him and he pawned it for two guitar picks. I whipped out that "six" and threw it striking the biker dude in the eyesocket and turning his lights OFF

I then kicked the barrel of one AK, flipping it into my hands. Four of the other bike dudes opened up with M-4's and I took 91 hits to the forehead from 55 grain T.A.P. .223 ammo, BUT I found the inner strength and the will to survive

So now, can I be a "usual suspect"? I am a tactical one, drink lots of iced sapphire and am a true Emerson kinda guy.

All I ask is to be the "official" suspect CHEEKS forever.

BTW, I am recovering in an unnamed Hospital called Mass General.I cannot tell you I am in room 3223 because I fear for my life and I asked the policenot be notified

 

[medic467]

Since my last post Bernice (the goat) and I are VERY close. If I would have known this was all it took to be a suspect, I could have been a suspect years ago...(was that out loud???) After all, I am from Alabama where men are men and goats are nervous! I found a sub skull, I think it's Bob Dylan's, hav'nt seen him lately, and after my encounter with Bernice, all I could sing was "feelings". I gotta go for a while, I hear the baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa of love....she understands me..

 

[Chip]

BUT I found the inner strength and the will to survive

Wolfman, Col. Jeff Cooper said it is not skill that wins
a fight, it is the will that does!!!

 

[Charlie Mike]

I sang, I drank blood, but that dreaded goat....

 

[Don Rearic]

Originally posted by solid_soldier
I sang, I drank blood, but that dreaded goat....

Hey, look, you just got initiated and indoctrinated into this Society of ours...don't push it by being trivial and flippant, or I will have the goat mount you repeatedly and painfully. You just don't joke about some things, unless you want to sleep in public at a bus stop during the daytime for fear of sleeping alone at night, OK?

 

[Charlie Mike]

(shuts the hell up)




... (whispering) Never underestimate the power of the goat.