oupa
BANNED
- Joined
- Sep 25, 2001
- Messages
- 1,102
Greetings from down under, mate.
I have got this serious problem and I was hoping one of you fellow Suspects could help.
End my misery, you might say.
It all started when I decided to go tip down instead of tip up, and ended arse-up!
I had just removed the clip, and then the phone rang.
Some bloke who wants me to look at his sheds door.
Wants it done now like immediately, I ask you.
If he wants me to fix it that smiko, sweet, you might say.
But look at it?
No money in that, mate.
Anyhow, had to leave in a hurry.
Slipped the trusty CQC7A into the pocket without the clip.
Big mistake let me tell you.
While I am slaving my butt off to earn a crust,
a great travesty of a mans privacy is committed in my absence, like.
She who must be obeyed (thats the wife, mate) decides to not just go into my shed.
And (this is the terrible part) tidies my workbench.
I ask you, mate is this a travesty, or what.
Gross invasion of privacy my inner sanctuary tidied?
I have been unable to find anything since.
Needless to say, never saw clip nor screws again.
Sad case. Even turned the trash over.
Found a few bits and useful off cuts.
Put them back in the shed.
No clip. No screws. Severely cheesed off, you might say.
You blokes ever had this problem?
Sort of unnerving, dont you think.
Well, here I am stuck in the outback of Australia.
Not a decent knife dealer on the continent.
What am I to do?
You may well ask.
Tell you what.
One of you Suspects send me your spare clip and 3 screws, and I will reward you.
Make your day, you might say.
You send me the gear I so urgently need and I will send you my Koala key-ring bottle-opener.
Got it at the Sydney Olympics.
NO, NO not for athletics, mate for downing a beer while standing on my head in the pub.
So if any of you blokes or sheilas can help, please contact me.
Any clip that fits a CQC7A + screws will do.
Especially one of them U BEAUT scull head ones would work a treat.
I could contact EMI, but all that rooting around to get a couple of dollars to them hardly worth it, dont you think.
Merry Christmas and all, mate.
I have got this serious problem and I was hoping one of you fellow Suspects could help.
End my misery, you might say.
It all started when I decided to go tip down instead of tip up, and ended arse-up!
I had just removed the clip, and then the phone rang.
Some bloke who wants me to look at his sheds door.
Wants it done now like immediately, I ask you.
If he wants me to fix it that smiko, sweet, you might say.
But look at it?
No money in that, mate.
Anyhow, had to leave in a hurry.
Slipped the trusty CQC7A into the pocket without the clip.
Big mistake let me tell you.
While I am slaving my butt off to earn a crust,
a great travesty of a mans privacy is committed in my absence, like.
She who must be obeyed (thats the wife, mate) decides to not just go into my shed.
And (this is the terrible part) tidies my workbench.
I ask you, mate is this a travesty, or what.
Gross invasion of privacy my inner sanctuary tidied?
I have been unable to find anything since.
Needless to say, never saw clip nor screws again.
Sad case. Even turned the trash over.
Found a few bits and useful off cuts.
Put them back in the shed.
No clip. No screws. Severely cheesed off, you might say.
You blokes ever had this problem?
Sort of unnerving, dont you think.
Well, here I am stuck in the outback of Australia.
Not a decent knife dealer on the continent.
What am I to do?
You may well ask.
Tell you what.
One of you Suspects send me your spare clip and 3 screws, and I will reward you.
Make your day, you might say.
You send me the gear I so urgently need and I will send you my Koala key-ring bottle-opener.
Got it at the Sydney Olympics.
NO, NO not for athletics, mate for downing a beer while standing on my head in the pub.
So if any of you blokes or sheilas can help, please contact me.
Any clip that fits a CQC7A + screws will do.
Especially one of them U BEAUT scull head ones would work a treat.
I could contact EMI, but all that rooting around to get a couple of dollars to them hardly worth it, dont you think.
Merry Christmas and all, mate.
