Swamp rat factory

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Is it true that the swamp rat factory is in wauseon, Ohio? I live about 30 minutes from wauseon and this would be awesome.
 
Yes, it is in Wauseon. Unfortunately, I don't think they let the public inside..

Hey Eric, what say you?
 
We've broken through their silly defenses before. :cool:

FYI, those goggles can be foiled with a $2 can of spray cheese. :D

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Many, many things can be foiled with a $2 can of spray cheese... or silly string!
 
Do you mean you actually CAN see through clothes with these things, G?? Wow! Wow, where were these when I was fifteen?!

Perverts-R-Us... I think I kinda like that. Do you know that's Surstrevrep spelled backwards? Kinda cool, huh?
 
Laxbum
Welcome to the Swamp Rat Forum, I'm glad that you stopped by.

We run a closed shop, no tours and no visitors allowed in the facility.

I hope you stick around and join in our discussions, I look forward to your future posts

:D:D
 
If you work for IRS you will have no problem getting in to the factory:D
NSA or FBI would do the trick to:D

Cheers,

André
 
A lil further south and I bet Immigration & Naturalization Service could get us in.

I got sideswiped on the interstate last Friday after work... an uninsured van of illegal aliens. Of course, I had to follow for several miles before they decided that fleeing was a bad idea. I didn't even know we had INS in St. Louis until the completion of that little incident. :rolleyes:
 
360joules said:
We've broken through their silly defenses before. :cool:

FYI, those goggles can be foiled with a $2 can of spray cheese. :D

4400004552CF.GIF


Thanks 360 I needed the laugh!
 
Paddling_man said:
an uninsured van of illegal aliens.

They traded their flying saucer in for a van??? :cool: :thumbup:

Man, these aliens are sure trying to walk among us.....:eek:

Wonder if they have figured out decyphering the drive thru speakers yet??;)
 
A late eighties Chevy Astro Van with big ol' aluminum running boards. Scraped the living heck outta my Outback!

I don't know about the flying saucer but I did overhear one saying something about...

Phone home... Phone Home!

:D
 
Schuey2002 said:
So, I take it they weren't illegal Canadiens, eh?

Nope... "Run for the Border" jingle ring any bells?? And they never once said, "Eh?"
 
By the way, Laxbum. Sorry for hijacking your thread. ;)

Welcome to the Swamp! Stick around, you'll like it here. It's gets kinda messy, sorta like a pig's trough, but it'll soon feel like home! :thumbup:
 
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