I know this seems like a joke to some people but I have taken it very seriously.
I did a search of the bible for the shortest blade that anyone called a sword.
The sword of Ehud measures either 13.5" or 18" according to how one interprets the evidence.
Gene Osborn of
Center Cross Metal Works made a 13.5" version for me, to my design.
It looks like a large dagger.
It has the balance, weight, handle and blade geometry to compare favorably with a Bowie Knife of similar dimensions.
Gene made a sheath for it that hangs from its own belt and straps to the side of the thigh.
I can easily wear it underneath pleated trousers, like Levi Dockers, and could draw it through a front pants pocket if I chose to cut a hole in the bottom of the pocket.
I have worn it underneath overalls, and can access and draw it from the seated position.
The 13.5" version comes from interpretations of the passages concerning Ehud's sword that indicate he might have strapped the blade to the
inside of his thigh in order to get it past the bodyguards of the king he assassinated with the sword.
If one considers the possibility that Ehud strapped the sword to the outside of his thigh, this allows for an 18" sword.
The word cubit applies to both 13.5" and 18".
For that reason, I have undertaken an 18" version on my own, with technical support from Gene Osborn, Thomas Haslinger and others.
The long 18" cubit equals the distance from the elbow to the end of the middle finger, measured on the outside of the forearm (the short 13.5" cubit, sometimes called a
gomed, equals the distance from the inside of the forearm, from the inside of the elbow to the middle knuckle of the middle and ring fingers); more importantly, the 18" cubit equals the distance from the rotation of the hip to the rotation of the knee, which means one can carry an 18" sword strapped to the
outside of the thigh, concealed and with full athletic freedom of movement.
My 18" version will definitely sever an arm with one blow, and it might take off a head with one stroke if wielded by a capable person.
Total weight, weight distribution and geometry mean more than overall length.
The Greeks and the Romans often carried short swords into battle for use after throwing their various types of javelins and spears.
We know them as
kopis in the Greek and
falcata in the Latin.
Some of them looked very much like the Nepalese Kukri and yet retained two edges and a point for thrusting, as well as the geometry to chop (see WARFARE IN THE CLASSICAL WORLD by John Warry, page 103, ISBN 1-56619-463-6).
The inside, reverse curve also empowered a wickedly efficient draw cut when used in close quarters.
The Greeks and Romans used their kopis and falcata for fighting when crushed en masse, shield to shield with friend and foe alike.
They sound great for carrying concealed and for fighting under a low ceiling, such as the 8' ceilings found in modern buildings.
Therin lies the challenge: create, in essence, a pocket battleship, a main battle blade that will wear comfortably under clothing day after month after year until the unhoped for moment of desperation that requires the controlled mayhem which only a sword can produce.
Speaking of gore: since our vice president has proposed legislation making it illegal to carry arms in church, I would like for him to know that some of us, myself included, wear arms to church as part of our worship.
If it shames me to wear the sword of Ehud to church, under my outer clothing, it should shame me to wear it anywhere else.
Where can I go and God not see my sword?
In the few instances where I cannot carry a larger weapon, I carry my John Greco Persian as a very credible symbol of my status as an armed Christian male.
Please consider the verses I have included in my signature: the Apostle Peter, the rock, carried a sword daily and used it to cut off the ear of Malchus, chief of the religious police who came to arrest Jesus.
Of greater import, though, Jesus said to Peter, "Put up thy sword into the sheath; the cup which my Father hath given me, shall I not drink it?".
I hope to send my sword off to Thomas Haslinger for heat treatment soon, and I will post pictures of it here when I get it finished.
In the meantime, gentlemen, design a sword for wearing comfortably and discreetly, make it or have it made, and then wear it as befits a man's duty to family and community.
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Luke 22:36, John 18:6-11,
Freedom
If one takes care of the means, the end will take care of itself.