Tactical pants giveaway

Mrs.Shotgunner11

Mrs.Shotgunner11

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Ok. They're womans but for those of you that have a wife or girlfriend (or both :eek::p) can take a chance. :p

Let's do something fun. Share your embarrassing/funny stories. :) I know I'm evil. I could use the giggles though.


As for the pants they're a tan size 10. I've never worn them (still have tags on them) b/c I could fit in them w another person.

I'll take a picture when I can.
 
The other day I was at work talking to a guy and told him to come outside and check out my new orange Izula in the truck. When we got to the truck I realized I had left it at home! So I went back into work grabbed a bright orange Crayon and colored a picture of it for him. That was an extremely funny and embarrassing situation. :)

Thanks for the contest!
 
A few months ago, my girlfriend, my buddy, my nephew and I decided to make a run to Wal-Mart to pick up a few things for an old bench grinder. My buddy had just gotten a new dog, and she came along for the ride also. We left her in my girlfriend's car figuring we would be back out in no time. After meandering the aisles for what we needed, we headed for the checkout. My nephew decided to buy a video game, so he and my girlfriend strayed behind while my buddy and I went to the car. Completely oblivious, I sat in a big pile of dog sh!t on the passenger seat. I hopped out of the car gagging from the smell, just as my girlfriend and my nephew walked up. They had no idea what had just happened, but my girlfriend quickly commented "Hey, you smell like dog sh!t". After everyone had a good laugh and I cleaned myself up, I got back into the car. I noticed something on the driver's seat that looked like a leaf or maybe more dogsh!t but remained silent about my observation...
 
So after everyone got back into the car I looked over at my girlfriend and grinned as I bellowed out, "HEY, NOW YOU SMELL LIKE DOGSH!T!". Her face drew a blank as she jumped out of the car, and sure enough, more dogsh!t. Needless to say it was a sh!tty ride home.

No thanks for the pants, I thought I'd just share for the hell of it.
 
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You must have read my rant about "tactical" pants
 
does this picture include another woman in the pants w/ you ?? just asking ,tell Mike to take a good clean shake free picture :D
 
I'll play.....
I was Drinking so I am not sure if it was New year's eve or what the occassion was but Me & my Wife & Mr.& Mrs.S were all Drinking and playing a game at the 'gunner's house, and I made a funny prolly nasty or sexual who knows and Mrs.S was sitting directly across from me and she Spewed half chewed/swallowed Jello Shot all over me from Giggling and I am not sure but I think she also kicked me in the shin too ! :D
 
texastonydobbs said:
I'll play.....
I was Drinking so I am not sure if it was New year's eve or what the occassion was but Me & my Wife & Mr.& Mrs.S were all Drinking and playing a game at the 'gunner's house, and I made a funny prolly nasty or sexual who knows and Mrs.S was sitting directly across from me and she Spewed half chewed/swallowed Jello Shot all over me from Giggling and I am not sure but I think she also kicked me in the shin too ! :D
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And then I got yelled at for laughing when she was choking.....
 
I brought my wife to ESEE fest - and got drunker than she'd ever seen me...
hic-laugh, hic-laugh, hic-lau --- you get the picture.
also got her and Buckles' GF lost in the woods - but eventually found our way back to camp. last time i leave my compass in the tent...
We all had such a good time at that campout, Mrs S had to find a new campground for the one coming up in March.
 
A few days ago, my girl bought some new canned cat food for our three cats. She decided to taste the food herself first (to see if it was "acceptable," I guess). Just as she took a small bite, her best friend called on the phone. My girl answered the phone and (somehow) forgot what she was eating . . . and she proceeded to eat the whole can of cat food while chatting with her friend!

Her stomach didn't take to well to the cat food, though -- you should've seen her litter box the next morning! (Ok, that last part I made up, but the rest is true.)
 
I had one of my buddies over for dinner time. After we ate, me and my wife smoke, so we went out for one. When we came back in my buddy told me that my 4 year old daughter told her that when she goes to bed all we do is have sex.
 
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