Tanning question

[The Porcupine]

I was just wondering......does a tanned HOG have special PIGment?




Damn.....my tinfoil hat fell off! Sorry bout that! Carry on!

Bo

 

[MikeH]

No. If we get burned, it's all Porker-sun's fault!

Actually, we use any good sunscreen with Special Pig Formula (SPF) 30 or above.

Just remember, you started it!

 

[thatmguy]

Quit HOGGIN all the good ones.

Just use some tannin OINKMENT to avoid crispy skin...

 

[Bravado]

Mine is natural

 

[The Porcupine]

I assume it is advisable for HOGS to take a dip in the mudpool before exposing their sensitive PIGment to PorkerSUN's rays!

Hmm...somehow this sounds slightly disturbing!

Bo

 

[sharpetoys]

If you soak them in Dark Beer its helps there PIGment :yawn:

 

[voracious]

I was just wondering......does a tanned HOG have special PIGment?
Bo

ah. one of the eternal questions .
like
when a cow laughs real hard, does milk come out THEIR nose?

er...
jody