Tea, Taxonomy, Safety, and Accidents.

Rusty

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Maybe a year ago I promised Yvsa I'd get him some Mormon tea. Am now getting around to it and thought the reasons it took so long might be of interest to the Cantina.

I'd been told the approximate location of some by Jerry ( Gunmaker ) but it was 20 miles away on the Rez. I wanted to harvest it with him along to confirm that what I picked was what I thought. Between his health and mine, it just never worked out.

You see, the reason I wanted him with me was not just to locate it, but to make sure it was what I thought it was. Years ago I was reading up on chile and heard how the old camp cooks on the cattle drives used to pick wild chiles along the way to season the pot. So one day on the rez I spotted this plant with a chile shaped pod and pick it to take back to the tribal hall to make sure of the identification.

It was identified all right, as LOCOWEED!!!

So anyway, a few miles south of town up a ravine, I spotted some of what I was pretty sure was Mormon tea. Grabbed my 20" Sirupati and started filling up a plastic grocery bag. Took it over to Jerry and told him he had a chance to win a prize.
Just identify it and he won it... Identify it correctly as mormon tea and he won the prize, a bag of it. Identify it incorrectly as mormon tea and end up in the hospital, and he won the booby prize. ( I'm still waiting for confirmation which prize it was! )

Finally, some of you may remember the old Bill Cosby routine about mothers telling kids be sure to put on clean underwear when they go out so if they get into an accident they'll have clean underwear on when they get taken to the hospital? Well, Cosby's observation was if you're riding your bike and see a car coming at you, you are going to have an accident whether the car hits you or not.

OK, for the record: here I am harvesting mormon tea up a 45/50 degree slope of loose sand and loam, the bushes are 14-16 feet above the floor of the ravine, my feet are at least 10 feet up the ravine, I got a plastic grocery bag on one hand, holding the bush with the same hand, whacking away with a 20" Sirupati at these bushes, and my footing gives way, and I slip and slide all the way down to the floor of the ravine, fortunately uninjured ( I did not say that I avoided and accident, however ). Let's say it was a memorable moment and I took a shower ASAP after I got home.
 
"Although not as potent as the commercial relatives in China and India, the southwestern species contains enough ephedrine-related alkaloid ingredients to make it functional. The drug ephedrine is a stimulant to the sympathetic nerves and has an effect on the body similar to adrenaline. It has a pronounced diuretic and decongestant effect and was used wherever urinary tract problems occurred."

***Please be careful with your dosages folks***

Ephedra can be quite rough on your body with continued usage. Especially if you have a preexisting heart/circulatory condition. As it speeds up your metabolism it will aslo 'age' you quickly {as Indiana Jones said "It's not the years, it's the milage"...}.

When making Ghengis Khan 'stay awake tea' {sentries who fell asleep were beheaded :( }, I use 9-10 one inch twigs per litre of water. I'll put up the simple recipe for this tea later this evening. But I only use this tea a few times a year (all night study sessions) because of it's after-effects on my body. The tea lets you stay awake and focused without getting jittery.
 
Speaking of Indiana Jones, I got one of the tradmark wool hats twenty years ago back a month or two after they came out. Been wearing it during the winter ( and later a black straw Stetson bout same size and shape in the summer and fall ) ever since. Replaced the ribbon with a piece of leather like tennis grip, added a 2" long by 1 and 1/4 beading and after 9-11 replaced my crossed khukuris topped with Nepali Crown pin with a silver eagle in flight pin.

It is showing it's age and I may have to get a new one for dress. Anyone know where I can get some cobra skin for a hatband? I picked up a good used leather jacket I'm restoring, and a nice piece of ironwood or oosik to replace the handle on my AK Bowie and cover the sheath with cobra skin and the edges of my jacket pockets ( and of course cover the holster for my snub 38 - Colt Cobra of course)... LOL:D

Oh, what the heck, may as well carve some oosik grips for the Cobra and AK Bowie and the Police Positive.:D :D ( We all know what oosik is, right?;) ;) :confused:
 
"Ghenghis Khan alertness tea"

To one litre of water, add the following ingredients:

Ephedrae, 10 one-inch twigs
Licorice root, about 6 slices
Cinnamon, a few 1/4" by 3"-4' sticks
Ginseng, about 6 slices

I feel that boiling ruins most herbs, so I prefer to heat this tea concoction in a tightly cover pot (vision-ware excels for this) at just below boiling for approximately an hour or so.
This tea is quite sweet as is thanks to the Licorice root AND it actually tastes GOOD! Fills the kitchen with a pleasant aroma too...
 
I have used Desert or Mormon Tea off and on since '75 and the way I make it it doesn't taste so good.:barf: :eek:
But then I haven't mixed it with other herbs to see if I could make it better. I usually keep it very very cold and ddrink a small amount 3 times a day.
Strangely though it doesn't keep me awake or have any stimulating affects. We need a shrugging smily.:)
 
At least I didn't have any problems staying awake after sliding down the mountain with an unsheathed 20" Sirupati flailing around trying to keep my balance. Maybe now that I know it is what it's supposed to be I'll go back up and get some more for you, Yvsa. The sage is about bloomed out but maybe I can find some still blooming if I go up another thousand feet. This time I'll dry it first so it doesn't mold.
 
Originally posted by Rusty
At least I didn't have any problems staying awake after sliding down the mountain with an unsheathed 20" Sirupati flailing around trying to keep my balance. Maybe now that I know it is what it's supposed to be I'll go back up and get some more for you, Yvsa. The sage is about bloomed out but maybe I can find some still blooming if I go up another thousand feet. This time I'll dry it first so it doesn't mold.

Thanks Bro.
If I told you the last batch you sent was moldy I must have been out of it, not uncommon these days.:eek: :rolleyes:
The best I can recall it was fine. I think the 1st batch you sent was the one that had problems, I really don't remember.:(

By the way... One of your e-mail boxes is full or something and one is no longer in service?
Would you please send me a list of the current addresses you have, it would be appreciated.:)

And watch yourself crawling over the ravines and like. There's worse things than landing with a khukuri through your middle section. You could cause harm to much more important items.;) :eek: :rolleyes: :D
 
The batch last year should have been fine.

Also the batch a month or two ago I cut long.

Since you were going to give most of that to the relatives, I went back out and clipped a third bunch I never sent. Clipped some of just the ends and kept packing it tighter and tighter into a quart baggie. And sealed it. Threw it in a box in the truck when all hell broke loose for a week or so and came back to find it was still sealed up and steamed daily inside the truck til it molded. Tossed it then and there. So I never sent you the moldy bunch. So now that makes as much sense as anything else on this forum.

Which reminds me - One of these days I'll have to try my hand at making and bottling a batch of homemade beer for Uncle. Make it up with hops and yeast and roasted barley like Heineken for the one side of his family, and some of that there cactus squeezings I'm keeping my eyes open for to really tune the Cherokee part of him. Bet one or two of those beers would keep him feeling good all evening and who knows how long the next day. Probably still be singin that Sherpa music the next noon if the guys in the white coats hadn't already come for him.
 
"and some of that there cactus squeezings I'm keeping my eyes open for to really tune the Cherokee part of him"Rusty.

now what kind of cactus are you talking about?...hmmmmm;) :rolleyes: :D

A scene in the movie "Young Guns" comes to mind...."godd**n chickens!!"
 
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