Cobalt
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Ok, here it is the full story.
Teabags as we shall call him is a nice young guy of about 25 or so. He indicated he is a knifemaker and sold everything he had. Anyway, Jerry, Jaxx and myself were sitting outside at about 3am on Monday morning when TB comes walking over and asks if we are part of the knifeshow group. He then immediately sees our Busse logos on shirts etc and ays, "oh, you are the busse guys, man what was going on overthere, sounded like a giveaway or something?" ...Then the fun started. We of course told him that we were there for the the busse knives but it wasn't a giveaway to just anyone. Whoever blew the highest alcohol level won the knife. I told him that Jerry blew a .44 and Jaxx blew a .4, but I won because I blew a .48. He said "no kidding", man I would have liked to get into that contest", Jerry said, sounds like you would fit right in.
Then TB says, hey are you guys part of USN, and Jerry and myself in unison say, what the US NAvy? No man we're not in the Navy. TB says no not Navy, Usual Suspects Network. We say, who the hell are they? and he responds that they are a large group of knifefans who were having a lot of fights and causing trouble. We said really? He then said how he was sleeping in the lobby when several USN guys came over and TEABAGGED him while he slept. A girl belonging to the show told them to go away and TB woke up and got angry and indicated he chased them off (I thinnk the girl chased them off). Apparently they mooned him as well in the lobby/atrium area. Well, you can imagine how it went from there. I will spare most of the commentary as children do read this. Suffice to say that our joking with him started to make him mad because we would not let him talk and we kept on saying that we didn't want to hang around anyone who had had BA$L's in their mouth. Jaxx snapping pics of him made him slightly mad as well. At one point he attempted to shove Jerry, but succeeded in moving Jerry a millimeter. I then acted like I was punching the flag pole to see if I could get him to punch it hard, for more laughs, but he did not fall for it. We were laughing so hard that eventually he started laughing with us at himself. It ended up being about the funniest thing of the weekend. We were actually going to bed early when this guy showed up, but we stayed out till about 4:30 am because of him, too good a time to pass up.
Not sure if what TB said is true, but if it is, I would recommend that you never fall asleep around some of the USN guys as they may like you better than women.
ALL HAIL TEABAGS!!
Teabags as we shall call him is a nice young guy of about 25 or so. He indicated he is a knifemaker and sold everything he had. Anyway, Jerry, Jaxx and myself were sitting outside at about 3am on Monday morning when TB comes walking over and asks if we are part of the knifeshow group. He then immediately sees our Busse logos on shirts etc and ays, "oh, you are the busse guys, man what was going on overthere, sounded like a giveaway or something?" ...Then the fun started. We of course told him that we were there for the the busse knives but it wasn't a giveaway to just anyone. Whoever blew the highest alcohol level won the knife. I told him that Jerry blew a .44 and Jaxx blew a .4, but I won because I blew a .48. He said "no kidding", man I would have liked to get into that contest", Jerry said, sounds like you would fit right in.
Then TB says, hey are you guys part of USN, and Jerry and myself in unison say, what the US NAvy? No man we're not in the Navy. TB says no not Navy, Usual Suspects Network. We say, who the hell are they? and he responds that they are a large group of knifefans who were having a lot of fights and causing trouble. We said really? He then said how he was sleeping in the lobby when several USN guys came over and TEABAGGED him while he slept. A girl belonging to the show told them to go away and TB woke up and got angry and indicated he chased them off (I thinnk the girl chased them off). Apparently they mooned him as well in the lobby/atrium area. Well, you can imagine how it went from there. I will spare most of the commentary as children do read this. Suffice to say that our joking with him started to make him mad because we would not let him talk and we kept on saying that we didn't want to hang around anyone who had had BA$L's in their mouth. Jaxx snapping pics of him made him slightly mad as well. At one point he attempted to shove Jerry, but succeeded in moving Jerry a millimeter. I then acted like I was punching the flag pole to see if I could get him to punch it hard, for more laughs, but he did not fall for it. We were laughing so hard that eventually he started laughing with us at himself. It ended up being about the funniest thing of the weekend. We were actually going to bed early when this guy showed up, but we stayed out till about 4:30 am because of him, too good a time to pass up.
Not sure if what TB said is true, but if it is, I would recommend that you never fall asleep around some of the USN guys as they may like you better than women.
ALL HAIL TEABAGS!!
Unless he liked it that is. 
