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My Brother wrote this and I thought it was so hillarious that I had to post it.
Here it is.
Once... in the big city... there lived Teh Fat Guy.
He enjoyed sharp thing... Using and abusing sharp things.
He enjoyed stabbing things. Leather, meat, cars etc...
He had a deep grudge against meat for an incident in his childhood when a dead cow fell on him.
From then on he would string up defenseless meat and stab it mercilessly.
Crime scene investigators had no clue as to who could have brutalized meat in such a way.
Once, while visiting Detroit he murdered an entire lot of sleeping cars by stabbing them in the face.
He also would chop up the mooring lines that held boats in place, sending them drifting off to sea.
He loved chopping up manila mooring lines. (To the chagrin of boaters).
He loved stabbing leather almost as much as he loved stabbing meat.
So he frequently stabbed cows. Leading ranchers to believe aliens had abducted and mangled their cattle.
He wanted to have a company where he could show off his skills in chopping and stabbing.
So he got one. A company with a good name.
He and his friend, Teh Chin-up dude got this company and started making knives that were good at cutting meat, manila rope, leather and murdering cars.
Teh Chin-up guy loved doing chin-ups on the lock back knives, then selling them to prove how strong they were.
This lead to customers getting "chin-upped" lockbacks that didn't work.
He loved showing off his skills so much, the company decided they didn't have to make the knives so good anymore.
The chopping and stabbing was good enough.
So if you need a knife that can defend you against the most vicious kinds of hanging meat, the meanest manila rope, the toughest car hoods and the most monstrous leather, buy from Teh Fat Guy.
Oh, and make sure your knife gets plenty of exercise!! These knives love lifting weights.
Just put your knife in a vice and tie some weights to it. Your knife will have bulging biceps in no time at all!!!
With such good advertising, who needs a good reputation?!?
Here it is. Once... in the big city... there lived Teh Fat Guy.
He enjoyed sharp thing... Using and abusing sharp things.
He enjoyed stabbing things. Leather, meat, cars etc...
He had a deep grudge against meat for an incident in his childhood when a dead cow fell on him.
From then on he would string up defenseless meat and stab it mercilessly.
Crime scene investigators had no clue as to who could have brutalized meat in such a way.
Once, while visiting Detroit he murdered an entire lot of sleeping cars by stabbing them in the face.
He also would chop up the mooring lines that held boats in place, sending them drifting off to sea.
He loved chopping up manila mooring lines. (To the chagrin of boaters).
He loved stabbing leather almost as much as he loved stabbing meat.
So he frequently stabbed cows. Leading ranchers to believe aliens had abducted and mangled their cattle.
He wanted to have a company where he could show off his skills in chopping and stabbing.
So he got one. A company with a good name.
He and his friend, Teh Chin-up dude got this company and started making knives that were good at cutting meat, manila rope, leather and murdering cars.
Teh Chin-up guy loved doing chin-ups on the lock back knives, then selling them to prove how strong they were.
This lead to customers getting "chin-upped" lockbacks that didn't work.
He loved showing off his skills so much, the company decided they didn't have to make the knives so good anymore.
The chopping and stabbing was good enough.
So if you need a knife that can defend you against the most vicious kinds of hanging meat, the meanest manila rope, the toughest car hoods and the most monstrous leather, buy from Teh Fat Guy.
Oh, and make sure your knife gets plenty of exercise!! These knives love lifting weights.
Just put your knife in a vice and tie some weights to it. Your knife will have bulging biceps in no time at all!!!
With such good advertising, who needs a good reputation?!?
That's hillarious.