Ten Days....

A young redheaded lady goes into the doctor's office and says that her
body hurts wherever she touches it. "That's strange," says the doctor.
"Show me." She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in
agony. She pushes her knee and screams, then pushes her ankle and
screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream. The doctor then asks,
"You're not really a redhead, are you?" "No," she cries, "I'm actually a
blonde." "I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."
 
At least bring pants, shirt, and shoes. Don't think you can get into any of the restaurants otherwise....
 
thatmguy said:
At least bring pants, shirt, and shoes. Don't think you can get into any of the restaurants otherwise....
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I don't know about that. It IS Georgia, after all :p
 
1whobuys said:
(and NO, I'm still not bringing anything to Blade with me!)
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No problem dude...leave all your other knives home, we'll have plenty of Busse's for ya at the show. You are going to come over to Busse's booth and say, right? You gotta come over for at least a few minutes and shake hands with everyone.
 
I best be gettin' to work on the Chuckchete!!!! :eek: :cool:

Lookin' forward to seeing you Chuck. . . but mostly it's your new car we're lookin' forward to seeing!!!! :p ;)

Stay safe!

Jerry
 
Jerry Busse said:
I best be gettin' to work on the Chuckchete!!!! :eek: :cool:
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Jerry Busse said:
but mostly it's your new car we're lookin' forward to seeing!!!! :p ;) Jerry
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Holy Cow!!! is that thing done already??? ;)
I can hardly wait!!!! That is exciting news!!!!

And I too am looking forward to seeing my new car :rolleyes:
My Girlfriend says it great, she has met alot of guys with it :confused:
She thinks I should fly down and she'll drive the car :eek:


I "am" looking forward to getting home and seeing all you fellow Hogs and Hogettes.
This is turning to a pretty nice home coming :D
 
The Lone Ranger and Tonto

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound
asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and
says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of
stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of
galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three
in the morning.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we
are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What's it tell you, Tonto?"

Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber
than buffalo ****, Someone has stolen tent."
 
Bravado said:
Hey Chuck remember my Mayo request.
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Sure I do....can you remind me what it was I didn't forget?

Bob, I'll see you at the Infi 1500 this fall.
Not yet Andrew, soon tho...very soon ;)
 
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