Terrifingly True Police Stories!!!!

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So I'm at work last night riding a two man car with my partner, who also happens to be my best friend. James and I have been through some real crap togther. We've been in fights, had a guy try to rob us when we were in plain clothes, had a bum try to carve us up with a box cutter, and even once had to disarm and subdue a suicidal police officer with a gun to his head. Last night was our latest adventure, and could well have been out last. We get a shots fired call at a local apartment complex. For those of you who aren't police officers in the city of Memphis, shots fired in the area with no complainant is considered a routine call in the hood. 99.9% of the time it will be some fool who goes out on his front porch, caps a couple of rounds into the air, and then goes back inside long before police arrive. Without a complainant to tell us where the shots came from all we can do literally is to drive down the street and look for bodies. Familiarity builds complacency, even when gunfire is involved. Thats precisely how this call came out. Shots fired in the general area, no complainant, no description, no specific location that they came from. We pull through the complex full expecting not to see anything, as has happened at least twice a night for as long as I've worked this precinct. Well, this was aparently that 0.1% of a time that it was different.

As we are cruising through the complex we come up behind a group of Hispanics, one of whom produces a pistol from his pocket and fires a round up into the air. Well then, I guess we should do something about that, us being police and all. I go to bail out of the car and make a remarkable discovery. Its really hard to open a door and draw a pistol at the same time. After an appropriate curse I succeed my multitasking and produce my pistol and announce our presence and order Mr. Mexico to drop his weapon or face dire consequences, nearly exhausting my knowledge of the Spanish language. Mr. Mexico was not impressed with either my pistol or my linguistic skills and chose rather to flee on foot into a narrow stairwell between two apartments. A brief description of the layout of these apartments. Each building has four apartments. Two downstairs and two upstairs. There are three doors on the ground floor. Two for the apartments, the third opens into an enclosed stair that goes up to the other two doors. It is a narrow hallway aprox 15 feet long with no turns, branches, or cover. This is what Mr. Mexico fled into, no doubt expecting to be able to be inside one of the upstairs apartments before we could get to him. Sadly for Mr. Mexico, both upstairs doors were aparently locked by residents who were more than willing to help drug dealers hide from the police (we've chased people up these stairs before) but active shooters with police hot on their heels are a different story. I'm a moron with no common sense so I chase this fool into the narrow hall way of doom, with James hot on my heels.

Picture the scene. Two rather large police officers at the base of the stair expecting to see a door slamming shut in their face. An armed hispanic gang member at the top of the stairs suprised to find he is trapped and turning to point his gun at the police officers. Two other male hispanics who also fled into the stairwell with their friend who are now caught in the middle. You would not be mistaken to believe that the next 5 seconds or so would be a bit tense for everyone involved. Bystander one makes a brilliant tactical decision and throws himself face down onto the stairs, clearing himself from the line of fire. Bystander two was nice enough to stand directly in front of me with a terrified look on his face, providing cover for me until I grabbed him with one hand and tossed him down the stairs behind me to get him out of the line of fire while I take aim at Mr. Mexico with the other hand and start to pull the trigger. Fortunately for everyone involved the delay in tossing bystander 2 gave me time to notice that there was a problem with Mr. Mexico's weapon. The slide was out of battery. Stove pipe jam. Thank you Lorcin for making such remarkably crappy weapons. While James deals with Bystander 2 I charge Mr. Mexico before he can figure out why his pistol doesn't work and smack him square in the head with my pistol. Not a departmentally approved technique, but hey its better that getting shot. He drops his gun and goes down and I holster and pin him. But the fun isn't over yet! As he hits the ground (remember, we are on stairs) a SECOND pistol comes flying out of his waistband. What is this, a friggin Die Hard movie? Is the pistol fairy going around just dropping guns off? Jeez. He looks as suprised as me by this development, shakes off being stunned from the bonk on the noggin, and the fight is on. I'm now fighting with a small wiry construction worker on a flight of stairs with two pistols on the ground under us. Fortunately, he wasn't very good at it. First order of business, get away from the weapons. According to James, the first he knew that the struggle had ensued was when he turned from securing the second bystander (don't want "bystanders" to shoot you while you cuff their buddy) and saw me riding Mr. Mexico down the stairs like a sled. Not in the mood to wait for a third pistol to appear, I elected that the wiser course would be to agressively subdue our new friend. A few knees and elbows later and James makes it down the stairs to join in, electing to open up his can of spray in the process. Our spray is a mixture of OC and CS. A lot of CS. In an enclosed hallway. Imagine the fun. Between the spray, the pummeling, and the addition of James's assistance Mr. Mexico was finally subdued and cuffed. As is usually the case, our requested backup (looked like the whole precinct, God bless em all) pulled up as we were stuffing our new friend into the back of a car. The second pistol turned out the be a Marksman BB pistol. You know the one, looks just like a 45. The POS he pointed at us was a Lorcin 25, 6 in the magazine and an empty lodged in the ejector port. We ended up releasing the "bystanders" without charge and charging Mr. Mexico with Agg. Assault x2, Unlawful Possession of a weapon, evading, resisting, and reckless endangerment. He'll probably plead guilty and serve a weekend in jail or something. Remarkably no one was hurt, with the possible exception of Mr. Mexico's ribs and left elbow (dont try to twist out of an arm bar). Best part of the story, he crapped his pants. Police work isn't like the movies. 99% of the time it is boring, routine, and primarily involves driving around in circles, taking reports that no one will ever read, and playing referee and babysitter. Then you have something like this. Then you go back to boring routine. No wonder we tend to die young of heart problems. I just felt a need to vent and decompress a bit.
 
Other than the fact that you were faced with a life or death situation, I couldn't help but chuckle at the story. You Sir, have a way with words. Thank you for a good read and I am glad things turned out ok for you and your partner.:thumbup:
 
Great story..

But Copaup..I am glad you are alive. I am glad you are still on the job. I am also glad that your training saved lives. Not only yours and your partners but also Mr. Mexico and all the other people behind very thin walls in which are easily breached with bullets if the lead started to fly.

Thanks for the job you do...glad your OK..

Ren
 
I am glad that YOU and your partner are safe!! You DO have a way with words!!
 
Copaup said:
So I'm at work



My adrenaline was up too . You have a flowing style. Keep your jottings & one day you could have the basis for a great book.

James seems to be THE ideal partner/back-up man. God bless & be with you both !


Uncle Alan :thumbup:
 
Will Mr. Mexico's immigration status be checked? A Dallas officer was just killed by an illegal who had been arrested twice previously. It seems that he liked to get his bravery from alcohol before beating to his girlfriend.

Obituary
for Brian Jackson.
 
Great real life story. I agree, keep a note of the interesting stuff and write a book.

I have few ambitions left in my life, most of them have been fulfilled and non of them very ground breaking, but I want to go to the Rendevous BBQ Restaurant in Memphis. It was on a television cooking program. Apparently the ribs are great and they sell 80 tons a week. Perhaps if wife and I do go, I could buy you a beer?

Stay safe.
 
Andrew, you find yourself down Memphis way drop me a line and I'll take you down to Interstate BBQ for some real soul food. The place is deep in the hood and looks like a dive, but it is by far the best BBQ you'll find anywhere. The stuff is awesome. Place has a neat history too. Jim Nealy, the owner, bought the place for nothing practically because of the location. Jim is a formidable man, and over the course of the next several years convinced the crack heads, the bums, the prostitutes, and the street thugs to leave him, his customers, and his business alone through his calm demeanor and considerable size. A few cracked heads later and he had carved out a little piece of BBQ heaven. Whenever I get a ridealong from out of town that's where I take em. Rendevous is good too, but Interstate is the real deal. Seriously, if you ever find yourself this way drop me a line and I'll point you at some places to go and stuff to do.

Sadly, there is no great story behind my screen name. The cop part is obvious. AUP are my initials. That and its fun to say fast. Try it. Really. Pronounce it as "op". WHEEEEEEEEE!

And finally, yes, James is the best partner you could ask for. He's the kind of guy who would walk into hell, pimp slap the devil and then crack jokes. No fear, absoulutely unflappable, and funny as hell. Thats my partner.
 
Good story. The "pistol fairy" part cracked me up .... Glad things turned out OK. :thumbup: :)
 
glad you got out of there intact.
Just out of curiosity, what neighborhood did this happen in?
 
Glad your okay Copaup. My former boss lived in Memphis and your story really fits his description of some of those places. Hopefully Mr. Mexico will get what he deserves. I can't stand those bendejoes!:mad:
 
I think I remember seeing a pic of you Copaup... I'd crap my pants if I saw you coming up the stairs with a gun in you hand too. :D (and I mean that in a respectful way sir) Great job by you and your partner, glad nobody got hurt too bad. Thanks for doing what you do. :thumbup:
 
Copaup said:
Well then, I guess we should do something about that, us being police and all....
Thank you Lorcin for making such remarkably crappy weapons...
Is the pistol fairy going around just dropping guns off? Jeez...
...and saw me riding Mr. Mexico down the stairs like a sled...
LOL- Gumbo is coming out of my nose.
Good job- glad all are safe. :D
 
Copaup said:
Andrew, you find yourself down Memphis way drop me a line and I'll take you down to Interstate BBQ for some real soul food. The place is deep in the hood and looks like a dive, but it is by far the best BBQ you'll find anywhere. The stuff is awesome. Place has a neat history too. Jim Nealy, the owner, bought the place for nothing practically because of the location. Jim is a formidable man, and over the course of the next several years convinced the crack heads, the bums, the prostitutes, and the street thugs to leave him, his customers, and his business alone through his calm demeanor and considerable size. A few cracked heads later and he had carved out a little piece of BBQ heaven. Whenever I get a ridealong from out of town that's where I take em. Rendevous is good too, but Interstate is the real deal. Seriously, if you ever find yourself this way drop me a line and I'll point you at some places to go and stuff to do.

Thanks AUP. In England we have a saying 'if you want to know something, ask a policeman' :)

I found Jim Neely on the internet. Good story and he does worldwide delivery!

http://www.jimneelysinterstatebarbecue.com/history.html

Also found some good reviews

Memphis: Jim Neely's Interstate Barbecue: "Best Ribs!"
Jul 8, 2005: A TripAdvisor Member, Springfield, MO.


Being from the south, my husband and I have eaten lots of barbecue, much of it in Memphis. Been to the Rendezvous where you pay for the name instead of the food. Interstate Barbecue has been the best we have ever had! After seeing the segment on the food channel about Jim Neely's we decided to check it out. We were the only customers considering it was mid-afternoon, too late for lunch and too early for dinner. The building and outside is not much and the inside decor is certainly not upscale, but the food more than made up for it! We had the sampler platter to try a little of everything. Our suggestion, stick with the pork ribs. The pork just fell from the bone, very tender and tasty. The barbecue spagetti is certainly different, but very tasty, great beans and slaw, but most definitely the best pork ribs we have ever eaten and we have eaten a lot! Note that this is "wet" barbecue, not dry rub, so the ribs are coated in lots of sauce which only adds to their flavor in our opinion, but if you are not a fan of wet barbecue (as in the previous review), you may find them a little overwhelming. Definitely worth the price paid which is less than Corky's and Rendezvous, with much better food!

This one is remarkable!

Memphis: Jim Neely's Interstate Barbecue: "The first place we stop when we arrive in Memphis."
Aug 26, 2004: A TripAdvisor Member, St. Peters, Missouri


When my wife and I travel to Memphis, the first place we stop is Jim Neely's interstate Barbeque. The most memorable moment I have is the day we walked in and Jim Neely personally greeted us and said "How have you been Charles? And how about you Robbie Lynn? Which really made our day, because we had not been there in a couple of years...Now that's what I call customer recognition! The food was as always DELICIOUS! We can't wait to go back... as a matter of fact I am going to surprise my wife by placing a internet order; since Interstate started shipping Worldwide, we don't have to wait. So, the next time you're in Memphis be sure to stop by and say hello to the gang at Interstate Barbeque.
 
Great story, smooth reading and wondering why Mr.Mex has not sued both you and your PD yet......

Glad you were not hurt.
 
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