TERROR MONKEY vs UNICORN

BIG MATT

BIG MATT

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I was having a pleasent discussion with my son last night about what would be the top three Busse's we would want to have and why. When I remembered that Amy posted that the Monkey's were in the mail. I then turned the discussion to torture testing the Terror Monkey and how much fun that would be! This is what concerns me.....he looked at me with sad eyes.....and said.....that would be like seeing a unicorn and killing it...........What the..? This is my son the knife destroyer, he kills every knife he has. Busse should advertise that their knives are BIG MATT's son proof......Alas he has come out of the closet or should I say safe.......Is this a sign that he has turned into a safe Queen man.....was he born this way....is there anyway to turn him back......and what type of hippi crap is unicorn!!! I didn't even know what one of those things were until I google it!! Please tell me it not to late for him, any advice is appreciated!!! I just want him back.:(
 
I fear that he may become one of those people on the exchange that advertises.....kept in safe never cut anything...not even paper!!! Oh and by the way if ever did see one of them there unicorns I sure would kill it!! The ivory on its head maybe worth money so I could buy more knives!
 
The only one allowed to use a Terror Monkey on a unicorn is Mia Sara.

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Next he'll be talking about wildflowers. Check his room. He may have a PETA card in there.
 
BIG MATT said:
I fear that he may become one of those people on the exchange that advertises.....kept in safe never cut anything...not even paper!!! Oh and by the way if ever did see one of them there unicorns I sure would kill it!! The ivory on its head maybe worth money so I could buy more knives!
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You need to be a virgin to get close enough to kill one of those creatures so I guess they're safe, not to mention immortal.
 
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