Terrorist Joke

[Ilovetoolsteel]

Phone rings, Woman answers: Hello?

Man: I need to speak to Mrs. Zarqawi.

Woman: This is her

Man: I am afraid I have some bad news and some good news.

Woman: Well, you better tell me the bad news first.

Man: I am sorry to inform you Your husband was killed in a bombing attack in Iraq this morning.

Woman: My god that's terrible. What is the good news?

Man: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!

 

[cockroachfarm]

Ouch!

 

[bobrifleman]

hahaha thats priceless

 

[Normark]

Hey ILTS..

Great Joke...
Thanks had a good laugh...

Hey,,didn't know you were from the "D"

DeeeeeeTroit.... Baaaasket Ball!!
God I'm sick of hearing that..

I'm just over the big ditch about 20 mins...

ttyle

Eric....

 

[Death's Head]

I didn't see that coming. Ha! Ha!