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Warning! This thread subject to moving, copying, being locked down, and all sorts of things. I need some more practice about this moderatin' thing.:grumpy: :(

I'd tell a joke but I can't think of any clean ones at the moment.:rolleyes: :p ;) :D
 
Okay, where are all the smart alecks that posted in my last test thread? :confused: ;)
I guess I'll wind up talking to myself like some troll who's name I won't speak? :rolleyes: :p ;) :D
Really gang I need some posts for an experiment to familiarize myself with some of the mod tools so I can be a better mod. It's not just all about chasing trolls you know.;)
 
Plus one more post just to give you something to move...edit...delete...copy, rend, spindle or mutilate.
 
A Giant Big Mac walks into a bar, and asks for a Dixie beer.

Bartender says 'sorry, we don't serve food here'

:thumbdn::thumbdn::thumbdn:
 
Yvsa, did you pass the test? :D

Practice is always a good idea, but you're doing a fine job without it, and that's no exaggeration.

But if you need to practice banning someone for a while, don't pick me! (-:

Hey, I know, pick Bruise! He needs some "moderating"!

Speaking of which, I miss the rep points...
 
A duck walks into a bar and asks "You sell duck food here?"

"Nope, no duck food," responds the bartender. "OK", says the duck, and leaves, but he returns in a few minutes. "Hey, you got any duck food for sale?"

"No", says the bartender, this time a little shortly. "I already told you, no duck food for sale." "OK," says the duck, and he takes off, but 5 minutes later, here he is again.

"Barkeep, I'm looking for some duck food. You got any back there?" "NO!" shouts the bartender, "and if you show up in here again, I'll nail your feet to the floor!"

The duck hurries off, but 10 minutes later he saunters back and stands by the door. The bartender see him, and asks, "What the hell is it now!?"

"You got any nails for sale?" he asks. "No, this is a bar, not a hardware store, and I don't have any damned nails either!"

"Good" says the duck. "Got any duck food?" (-:

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(I know, I know, but I can't tell the really funny ones here or I WOULD get banned!)
 
Yvsa said:
Okay, where are all the smart alecks that posted in my last test thread? :confused: ;)
I guess I'll wind up talking to myself like some troll who's name I won't speak? :rolleyes: :p ;) :D
Really gang I need some posts for an experiment to familiarize myself with some of the mod tools so I can be a better mod. It's not just all about chasing trolls you know.;)
Click to expand...

Test. Ten characters.
 
DannyinJapan said:
You're all a bunch of two faced chicken f#$%ers.
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Hey! That's not fair. I was only trying to help push that hen back into the coop and my overalls got unbuttoned!

Boy, one little slip and you never live it down! ;) :D
 
What the heck...here's another post for you to play with Edutsi.
 
Howdy.

First day of the semester, and still waiting to see if the Army will give me time to graduate. Trying to get into the ROTC program, in the hope that I could at least get my BA and go in as an off'cer.

Testing...

John
 
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods. "What majestic trees!
What powerful rivers!
What beautiful animals!" he said to himself.
As he continued walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the
bushes. Turning to look, he saw a 7 foot grizzly charging towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. Looking over his shoulder he saw
that the bear was closing in on him. His heart was pumping frantically and
he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled
over to pick himself up but saw the bear raising his paw to take a swipe at
him.

At that instant the atheist cried out: "Oh my God!"
Time stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.

It was then that bright light shone upon the man and a voice came out of the
sky saying: "You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I
don't exist and even credit creation to a cosmic accident."
"Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as
a believer?" The
atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to
suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps, could you make
the BEAR a Christian?

Very well," said the voice. The light went out. And the sounds of the forest
resumed.

And then the bear lowered his paw, bowed his head and spoke, "Lord, bless
this food which I am about to receive and for which I am truly thankful."
 
If you were not aware of this prior to this moment, is it possible you
just never have known ****???

The History of Manure!!!
>
>
> In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be
> transported by ship and it was also before commercial fertilizer's
>invention, so large shipments of manure were common.
>
> It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when
>wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the
>process of fermentation began again, of which a by product is methane gas.
>
> As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can
> see what could (and did) happen. Methane began to build up below decks
>and
>the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM!
>
> Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it
> was determined just what was happening.
>
> After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped
> with the term "Ship High In Transit" on them which meant for the sailors
>to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came
>into
>the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane.
Thus evolved the term "S.H.I.T " , (Ship High In Transport) which has
>come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day.
>
> You probably did not know the true history of this
> word.
>
> Neither did I. I thought it was a Golf Term
>
 
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