I have gotten several requests lately to have my wife talk to the wife of any of several hogs, concerning the proper spousal attitude toward acquisition of an adequate supply of cutlery. In reply I want to point out that such communication can work both ways, and there might be a danger, however small, that Dream Girl might get contaminated with some alarming ideas, such as the heresy that there is such a thing as too many Busses.
She is truly a lucky woman, and she knows it. She has food on the table, a rewarding job at satisfying work, and me to come home to every night. If she needs anything cut, she knows that I will gladly cut it for her. She has a husband with a Heart of Steel and a 12" Taliwhacker. She has a good dress for every day of the week. All she has to do is wash it every night. What more could any woman want?
Since it is my husbandly duty to look out for her best interests, I just cannot risk any threats to her contentment. Therefore, and solely for her sake, I must respectifully decline such requests.
She is truly a lucky woman, and she knows it. She has food on the table, a rewarding job at satisfying work, and me to come home to every night. If she needs anything cut, she knows that I will gladly cut it for her. She has a husband with a Heart of Steel and a 12" Taliwhacker. She has a good dress for every day of the week. All she has to do is wash it every night. What more could any woman want?
Since it is my husbandly duty to look out for her best interests, I just cannot risk any threats to her contentment. Therefore, and solely for her sake, I must respectifully decline such requests.
