ROTFLMAO!!! Skunk, this is the story your pics tell, one that many guys here (myself included) can relate to:
Boy sees girl and thinks girl is a "hottie". Girl has the advantage of distance so boy can't see that she might not look all that great close-up. Still, boy has a lot of hormones raging, so he starts to strut and tries to impress the girl. He tries to look biggter than he is, and better looking than he is. Girl sees him out of the corner of her eye, but has better sense and promptly ignores boy while going on her way. Boy is left in the dust still strutting around and wondering, "WTF???"
It could not have been more perfect!!!:thumbup: